[Video] [Filtered from Lup Taaco]

[barold]

[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]

Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...

[He sighs.]

Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.

Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.

[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]

Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--

Comments

[barold]

[??????????????]

I--

[Barry looks lost and confused most of the time, but. that’s nothing compared to the look on his face right now. In the back of his mind, he wonders if this is actually happening or if he’s having the weirdest stroke. Should he be documenting this??]

Doc, I… I’m not sure I’m followin’. How-- [he cant believe hes asking this] How do I check affection statistics..?

[sciencelizard]

[He should probably be writing this down, yes. It's very important to take notes.]

Well you just kind of have to know. It's an intuition thing! Or you can just track how many conversations you've had, though some are a little more c-complicated than that. I think even if her affection level for you was hurt in some way, it's come back strong enough that you want a high tier gift! Something to r-really seal the deal and end the route!