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[Video] [Filtered from Lup Taaco]
[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]
Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...
[He sighs.]
Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.
Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.
[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]
Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--
Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...
[He sighs.]
Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.
Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.
[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]
Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--
[private video]
Why, don't the islands have enough fresh air already?
「The irony is in how much water and wind they usually get nowadays, but he's obviously jesting, maybe as an attempt to lighten the mood a little, or just because that's what he does.」