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hadriel2018-08-11 02:11 am
completelycrazy) wrote in hadriel2018-08-11 02:11 am
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Hey, everybody. I'm Newt, if you're new here. Welcome aboard, I guess. I've been studying the monsters coming in through the Door every month. Hope sort of messed up my plans and all given that he eliminated, like, the entire monster population a few months back, but the bestiary's ready for it's public debut now. So, uh, here!
[He attaches a file.]
I nixed all the monsters that were in the caves and crap before I got here. Didn't see the point in including 'em since my research was, uh, limited. They're gone now, anyway. Some quote-unquote extinct monsters are still on the list, but only if I was able to really spend some time with them. I haven't gotten down to the coliseum to check out the new arrivals yet, but everything else that's currently in town is on the list.
[He's... pretty sure? It'd be tough to miss anything these days, what with the islands and all.]
Anyway, if anyone has biology experience—I'm talking, like, hands-on lab work, people—I do my research down at the lab. I'm also never gonna turn down a, uh, fresh or well-preserved monster specimen. Living is cool if it's something that's, y'know... Manageable. Can fit in a bedroom, or I guess a now-empty paddock outside that I used to keep the death worms in. Nothing too deadly, okay? Thanks.
[He attaches a file.]
I nixed all the monsters that were in the caves and crap before I got here. Didn't see the point in including 'em since my research was, uh, limited. They're gone now, anyway. Some quote-unquote extinct monsters are still on the list, but only if I was able to really spend some time with them. I haven't gotten down to the coliseum to check out the new arrivals yet, but everything else that's currently in town is on the list.
[He's... pretty sure? It'd be tough to miss anything these days, what with the islands and all.]
Anyway, if anyone has biology experience—I'm talking, like, hands-on lab work, people—I do my research down at the lab. I'm also never gonna turn down a, uh, fresh or well-preserved monster specimen. Living is cool if it's something that's, y'know... Manageable. Can fit in a bedroom, or I guess a now-empty paddock outside that I used to keep the death worms in. Nothing too deadly, okay? Thanks.
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Ftr the people who work with me down at the lab /asked/ to be there. They either wanted stuff to do to occupy their time here or they wanted hands on lab experience or both. I don't /need/ their help but Im not gonna turn it down especially if theyd be otherwise bored out of their minds like me.
The people who bring me specimens are out in the coliseum every month fighting off stuff to save the newcomers anyway. All I'm asking is to point me in the direction of the leftovers.
Why do you have such a bug up your ass about this dude this project is meant to help the town?
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[Nevermind that his genetics make him really difficult to kill. He still got money for the old lady's errands.]
Free labour and just the promise of information doesn't sound weird to you? I realise *money* isn't exactly a thing here, but there isn't anything you can give them for their hard work?