Video 2

[myrealname]

[the video opens on Jane in the same overstuffed armchair she was sitting in during her first video, only this time instead of sprawled out on it, she's sitting up, legs crossed at the knee, foot pumping in the air, and a notebook in her lap with a pen poised over it for taking notes]

So, I've gotta know what you think of the gods? Which ones are your favorites, which ones do you hate, and why? It's for research.

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[pocketspa]

[He rolls his eyes, like this is an explaination he's had to give an annoying number of times.]

The crazy souls of undead wizards. They like, dump their corpses for power and live off emotions. If you're not a shithead, you can like, handle your own crap, instead of forcing other people to feel so you can vore it.

[Sure, that made sense.]

And I dunno, they're all fuckin' nuts. I guess Tranquility will still give you stuff. But that's really it.

[video]

[myrealname]

So you've seen creatures like these before?

[and no, he doesn't have to explain vore to her, she picked it up using the context clues]

What kinds of things does Tranquility give?

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[pocketspa]

Oh yeah. Killed a couple too. They're not always so tough. Woulda dealt with these ones a while back but they never appear all the way.

[Also he really hasn't tried super hard.]

And I mean, whatever the hell you want. They all will. The trick is you get his stuff by chilling the hell out and everyone else's takes work. If I have to feel shit I might as well make a profit.

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[myrealname]

What d'you mean, they never appear all the way?

[all she's seen of the gods is on the network which she figures is safe enough for them]

I guess so. Making a profit makes everything better.

[video]

[pocketspa]

They don't come out. Even if you go speak to 'em in their bullshit temples it's a projection. Half the time they don't even care.

[He's spent more than one series of days camped out in Hope's domain, yelling at the ceiling.]

Also, they make it damn hard to do that too, seeing as there's no money around here. Have to ask 'em for everything.

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[myrealname]

Like how they pretend to look like humans, but aren't? But they don't show up if you ask them to? Rude.

[she's never tried to go to the fake gods for anything since she assumed it was futile]

Yeah, that part's kind of bullshit. The shops have stuff, but most of it is weird. And the food is gross.

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[pocketspa]

Oh, big fucking rude and big fucking mood. They just wanna give us the bare minimum and let us fucking deal with it from there. Always remember that if they seem to give a shit, it's because we're food. They don't give a shit about anything else.

[He does tend to feel this way regularly, but he's in a particularly bad mood this week, so she's getting the brunt of this negativity now that it's been directed somewhere. Sorry, gal.]