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Aɢᴇɴᴛ Mᴀɪɴᴇ | ɐʇǝɯ ǝɥʇ ([personal profile] bloodbathing) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2019-01-21 02:32 pm

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Here 6 weeks.

[ Not that Maine's counting the days or anything. Nope. Certainly not.

(He totally is.) ]


Longest time? Average? [ Then: ] You?
nonscriptum: like a wise, old oak tree (I'll just stand here motionless)

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[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-01-23 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[The clipped, blunt answers are starting to rub him the wrong way, but Nate tries not to take texting styles personally. Maybe the guy is military.]

no shit

two, since i got here
nonscriptum: truly a marvel of anatomical engineering (do u ever look at ur hand)

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[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-01-23 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're killin' him, Smalls.]

wish i could tell you the logistics, but that's above my pay grade

the gods move the city whenever they need to, which is whenever they feel threatened or unsafe

we're just the portable buffet
nonscriptum: Sully's butt is the downfall of this team (once again)

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[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-01-24 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
you asking about me or the gods?

[Because of the lack of descriptors, verbs, and adjectives Nate doesn't know if it's a full question, or a statement and a question, or something else entirely.]

no offense buddy, but you're going to need to give me some more words to work with

like a noun or something
nonscriptum: if it was then we wouldn't be using these wacky disguises (I'm not saying this plan is practical)

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[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-01-25 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
it's fine, it's just hard to read emphasis in text

[Also, Nate is like...notoriously bad with texting. And technology in general. Oddly, the specificity has him even more confused. It's a pretty personal question, but maybe he's just following up on Nate's previous statement.]

used to move around all the time. didn't spend more than a couple months in one place, usually.
nonscriptum: WHAT (booty got me like)

text; im sorry for him

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-01-26 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Oh, Jesus. How did he ever give that impression? Flat text really does do a disservice to tone, but if he squints Nate can see why what he said comes across as the words of a man who was stationed and re-stationed and re-re-stationed.

His keen intuition tells him that the guy on the other end of the line is drawing on personal experience, though, and Nate isn't sure that describing his adventure capitalist life will come across super well.
]

no, but i've seen a lot of action

[Fuck, that makes him sound like a merc.]

the travel was partly work, partly because i didn't have a home to go back to.
nonscriptum: I'd honestly be dead without it (modern medicine is amazing)

text; hhhhhHHHHHHHHH

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-01-28 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he can't say he didn't see this one coming.]

currently marine salvage. formerly treasure hunter. [Nate wants to make the distinction.] i wasn't starting coups in foreign countries, i was retrieving artifacts and rediscovering lost cities
nonscriptum: wow SEXIST ("man up?????")

text; >8|

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-01-29 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay. All right. This is where they are now. Nate can smell the dubiousness the same way he can smell a vendor selling caldo de castilla across a crowded market in Peru.]

it's not a legal one, if that's what you're implying

it's archaeology without the permits


[Or the standards.]
nonscriptum: haha, art joke. continue. (she was FRAMED for art theft?)

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[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-02-04 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a valid conclusion, even if it's not an accurate one. Was it grave robbing when they dug up Richard III from under a parking lot?]

i have never purposefully dug up dead guys to steal their coffin trinkets, no
nonscriptum: human chrysalis and whatnot (hmmm cool)

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[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-02-04 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
okay actually that's a lie, i did find sir francis drake's sarcophagus on a dive once and opened it, but that was because i was trying to prove that he hadn't actually died off the coast of panama
nonscriptum: I have eight more catch-phrases to use (I'm just getting warmed up)

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[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-02-04 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
and his sarcophagus was empty! so he didn't die

there, anyway
nonscriptum: like a pair of sexy Twilight vampires (we'll be home by sun-up)

4/4

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-02-04 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean, i did take the journal he left in the sarcophagus, because it led to his actual resting place

but is it technically grave robbing if there are no remains?
Edited 2019-02-04 20:17 (UTC)
nonscriptum: no, too much, let me sum up (let me explain)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-02-05 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT HE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY IN IT! that was the point! he did it to make people think he died so he could protect th
nonscriptum: I'd drop it (if I had a mic right now)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-02-05 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
you know what? forget it