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[unfollowing]

[ Now that Emily's apartment drapes are done pretending to be shitty ghosts and that one fork is done banging around in the drawer, she can address a very important matter. ]

you guys want coffee again, right? good coffee, stuff to get you warm and wide awake in this fucking tundra

lmk if the thought makes you feel hopeful so i can tell hope it's worth his time to give me back the coffee cart my friends and i used to have. i'll put you down as a priority on my coffee route if you help

[ That's it. She's just doing this for the coffee tbh, sorry abt her. ]



[ ooc: also i apologize for her, weeps ]

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[theweakhavepurpose]

jesus christ yes. what do i have to do?

[unfollowing]

are you one of those people that only skims messages? because like, i sald it's a deal with hope. so unless you're totallynew here, you know what that means

im gonna show him this post so just confirm you legitimately feel hopeful knowing there's coffee coming

[theweakhavepurpose]

yes because i only care about the part where you said COFFEE.

yeah sure.

im more hopeful that youre not lying to all of us. but hope is hope. he cant be too picky.

[unfollowing]

why the fuck would i lie about this? it's coffee! omg

[ And lbr she wouldn't just drum up hope for no reason. ]

if i lied, you'd all find out and get pissed, and i am so not asking rage for food

[ Guess who's still a vegetarian? This girl. Thanks, Rage. ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

because we might have a new god called disappointment youre in league with. who knows

but im definitely hopeful for coffee so tell hope to get right on that.