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Dr. Newton Geiszler ([personal profile] completelycrazy) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2019-03-04 10:43 pm

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Hey everybody. Me and some people from the lab caught a host. This actually happened a couple weeks ago but we've uh been busy.

We were going to collect some data and do some testing and crap on it but it freaked out on us as soon as we got it into the cage. Between that and the info Nate and his team found I thought it was best to just uh send it straight over to Hope.

We did soooort of manage to communicate with it first? Not me. That was all Shigeru and Alphys. Seems like they can only communicate through like... Telepathic emotions? It's bizarre. Never seen anything like it. The gist of what we got is that they're scared of us. Go figure.

It was super thrilled when we took it to Hope though. They make these little squeaking noises when they're happy? It's great. It had a sort of godlike effect in that everyone could feel it being happy once we got it into the temple.

Anyway we let it go and I guess it's gonna try to spread the good news about Hadriel not being full of total assholes. If you see any more of these guys, don't attack them. They're only lashing out because they don't know what to make of us. Hell maybe the attacks will stop now that we've communicated with one.

Oh we do have a way to track down the host again should that become relevant. I'm not broadcasting more than that because no offense I don't trust everyone in town not to hunt down the hosts and mess with them. They've been through enough. But if you have good intentions stop by the lab and we might be able to help you out. We also still have all the equipment we used to catch them and if more come into town and start attacking people we could try to catch the hostile ones and point them in Hope's direction.

That's about it I guess? Wait no one more thing we took a selfie lol.


[He attaches a picture of the whole group huddled around a happy, flailing host. Hope and Sorrow are presumably standing off to the side and judging our weird human traditions but maybe that's just the way their faces look idk if they're actually there.]

So yeah hit me with questions if you have them. Everyone who helped out with this: feel free to weigh in too. Thanks guys.

[ooc: Big thank you to the players of the characters involved! That'd be George, Michael, Scott, Alphys, Cecily, Cashmere, Steak, Red Wine, Shigeru, Rosen, Sora, and Riku! Like Newt says above, all of you feel free to chime in with responses to this post!

Also, ICly Newt and the others don't yet know that Hope is gonna ask everyone to round up the hosts later in the month, but this is gonna be an open call to anyone who would like to get in on Host Capture Round Two once Hope does announce that. I won't do another network post for that, so feel free to use this post as incentive to hit up Newt/the rest of the team to join the party.

AND FINALLY here's the OOC info!]
toiletseat_girl: (I like you 'cause  you amuse me)

[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-03-25 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's not really what he's said as much as it is the way he said it.
Condescending.
Superior.
Full of himself.
You know, a douche.
But then again, most gods are douches.
Have you ever read the Old Testament?
toiletseat_girl: (all that stuff about seizing the day)

[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-03-30 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Good.
Mom made me go to Sunday School until I was big enough to resist being dragged.
Then why don't we call them something else?
toiletseat_girl: (do you know where my spark is?)

[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-03-31 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Mom's not really religious, either, but I think she thought that going to Sunday School would force me to behave better.
Yeah, no kidding. So I usually call them stupid gods.
toiletseat_girl: (not your senorita)

[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-04-02 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. Real well.
Got kicked out after three and a half months.
No one would give me a straight answer to any of my questions.
I don't think so?
No one's that naive.
toiletseat_girl: (who ya following who ya falling for)

[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-04-06 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's cool, I didn't wanna go in the first place.
They kept telling me that I had to take things on faith and I said no way.
That if god could do shit like talk through a burning bush back then, why not do it now?
They didn't like that.
Now, that I can believe.
Actual aliens invading would kind of make a person have to rethink their entire place in the cosmos.