Audio; Backdated to the 13th, Pre-Explosion

[coyoteking]

Hey. This is Yvry, not that that means shit to most of you. Anyway, a while back me and Deputy Pratt had this idea for an audio guide. More topics than just the newbie guide, but in short bursts.

Basically, something that'll keep you from having to read the entire network history, and isn't long and boring.

Anyway, here's that guide. It's mostly for new people, but I don't care who downloads it. If you've got any ideas for new topics, corrections, whatever else, I'm all ears.

Oh, and can we get one of you flying-types to go up and take a picture of the city from above? We need an accurate map, and go fuckin' figure, there's no satellites around here. Thanks.

[Attached is a set of files, neatly compiled and ready for listening.]

Comments

[theweakhavepurpose]

By burning it to the ground and starting over. That's pretty much the only way.

Which you know.. is terrible and sucks. So there's no way to win here.

[coyoteking]

Pretty much. You just gotta work with what you've got. Even if all you've got is garbage.

[theweakhavepurpose]

That's almost weirdly uplifting. We need posters of that.

[coyoteking]

[That gets a short laugh.]

Yeah, let's put 'em up all over town. Maybe there'd be less whining.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Now that's a little far. Even in another dimension all people do with the internet, or whatever we wanna call this phone network, is whine about shit.

At least no one is spoiling movies or tv shows.

Look at me all optimistic and shit.