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[Anyone who's talked to Krieg at any length might have a fairly good idea as to why the message comes out the way it does. For anyone else, it has the look of someone who more or less bashed their head against a keyboard, an assessment that would not be far from the truth.]

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h oOW Do o we ma;ke the FROWN FACES frown face frWON FACE/ /???
WHO PUT tH FACES S IN OUR TINY SCREEN?????/%s??

[Someone's apparently forgotten how to make emojis, much to his chagrin.]

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nO SK IN PIZZAS???

[A skin pizza is...exactly what it sounds like. Face. R-r-r-rip.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Fortunately Chris reads that as 'SK in pizza' and so is just kind of confused by what SK is.]

No anything pizzas unfortunately. I really want a pizza.

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NO MEeEAT?????





:(

[Heyyyy he got it!]

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[thechoiceisyours]

What, for food? There's meat here but no one's eating it since the whole wendigo thing went down.

[Also here have another gold star.]

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???????

????
WEN WHAttat

[Boy it's probably for the best that he wasn't around for that one.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

It was like two months ago. There are these monsters that turn people into more monsters if they engage in cannibalism, and the gods put human meat in our food supply so a lot of people turned into wendigos.

[It's the simplest way he can explain it, and he'll just leave out the part about these wendigos being from his world.]

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[There's a lengthy pause after that one. Partly because it takes Krieg a while to process it, and partly because...that sounds an awful lot like the way he is now. Minus the cannibalism.]

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whaTt if yOU UUUuu alreayDDY ARE oNE

[A figurative monster, not a literal wendigo, though Krieg doesn't have the capacity to specify just yet.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[He doesn't catch the subtlety through text, instead figuring he's specifically talking about wendigos.]

Wendigos eat people normally so one you're a wendigo you can do whatever. I think they can eat other meat if they really want, but they like humans best.

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wHAHT IF MOSNTERS ALREADY???????

[He answers in a flurry of frantic concern.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

What, like some other type of not-human something? I dunno how it works with wendigos then. I've only ever seen how it works with humans.

[text]

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[...another pause.

Then:]

:(

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Aw, don't sadface at him bro.]

Someone not-human is probably safe as long as they don't eat humans or whatever their own species is.

[That covers both bases, and if wendigos can't affect not-humans to begin with then problem solved on that front too.]

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/s/tstar t human

chaaaaaNGE

the n WHAT???

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[thechoiceisyours]

I don't know for sure. I'm not really much of an expert on this stuff.

[He still has moments where he catches himself talking about monsters and spirits and whatever else and realizes just how crazy it all is, or at least how crazy it should be.]

But I'd guess the same advice till applies, about making sure you don't eat any meat that came from a person.

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HMMmmmmm

thaNKK Kyou for @dVICE SMILE y manN

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[thechoiceisyours]

Sure thing; it's no problem.

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:)