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[Anyone who's talked to Krieg at any length might have a fairly good idea as to why the message comes out the way it does. For anyone else, it has the look of someone who more or less bashed their head against a keyboard, an assessment that would not be far from the truth.]

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h oOW Do o we ma;ke the FROWN FACES frown face frWON FACE/ /???
WHO PUT tH FACES S IN OUR TINY SCREEN?????/%s??

[Someone's apparently forgotten how to make emojis, much to his chagrin.]

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[So not a literal face? Well that's no fun at all. Here he was looking forward to skin pizzas!]

w hhat i S > ???

HAIR????

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Eyebrows. I'm distressed.

I'm often distressed when I talk to you.

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bbbECAUSE yUOR YE LLWwow????????

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No.

Because you're a crazy man with a motorized buzz saw.

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WORDS C A N HUR T




:(

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Oh.

I'm....... sorry...




Um, you know, buzz saws can hurt too.

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aaacEPTEDDd

th at3s h;LF HTE F UNNN!!!!!!

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No, it is not half the fun. It is none of the fun. You see when I said sorry for calling you crazy? That's because I felt bad because sane people feel guilt when they say mean things or cleave people in half with a saw.

-wait, hang on. Is it an axe? I mean it's kind of a saw, but in an axe shape. Hy...... the place I know that makes guns doesn't make them so I don't really know the proper terminology but look at me learning!

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buZZZZAX

gOOOOOOOODd for CHOOPPIGNS!!!!!!!

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No.... no..... that's the exact opposite of what I

ugh nevermind. It's pointless trying to reason with you.

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!!! ! !! of FENDDED!!!!!!!

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YOU'RE NOT EVEN TYPING PROPERLY, DUDE.

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yOU R RONGgggG!!!!!!

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WRONG IS SPELLED WITH A W!!!!

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AND YOU IS PSELLEDDd WITH U!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YES THAT IS CORRECT!!!! GOOD JOB!!!

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th ANK !!!!!!!!!!

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YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

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[All right, hang on, he's got this.

He's goooot thiisssssss...]

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[Eyyy, he did it!]

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[Ugh.]

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