oh my god u taacos and ur tragic backstory complaints srsly that was the 30 second recap did drugs for 20 yrs to avoid my powers becuz dead people suck. so i got no idea how to train it tried a little but it didnt do much
gimme more deets on these dead folks what kinda category are they? u sure theyre all physical and not just in your head? can u touch em? are they like ghosts or zombies? i need a clearer picture on what were dealing with
yes im sure im not crazy thx not sure about physical becuz i can just walk through em but they talk to me an their real because they talk about like the guys who murdered them or whatever and when i repeat it to the guys in person they get all weirded out like 'omg how does he kno that???'
also my bro ben manifested through me or something and his tentacles killed like 20 guys
when this whole war is over we can get blazed and trade dumb brother stories itll be dope
and yeah i get that but ive a whole special death connection i work for mama death personally one of her bounty hunters hunting down wayward souls and shit if anyone can see ur ghosty friends its probs me
ill schedule u in then my dude best prepare urself to get crossfaded w the best of em
tbh bird mom hasnt rly been answering my calls since i popped in here but once im back home i can bring it up get my hubby to submit a formal complaint and whatevs other paper work she needs we can get u squared away fam not a problem
and trust me if theres one thing i know its dead folks and most of em are total assholes
[And honestly trapped with awful twin elves sounds like heaven. They truly are His People.]
oh man what a great guy and hell ya id give him a peck too im also equal opportunity ill make out with anyone
god okay so maybe ben isnt the worst but hes up there always like judging me tellingme to eat breakfast instead of smoke a joint yelling at me when im tryin to sleep in perfectly respectable dumpsters total buzzkill
hell yeah now thats what im into it <3 u write my guy up an official request and ill smooch ur brains out babe
ugh that sure sounds like typical brother nagging which is basically the worst am i rite lup dont set that toaster on fire lup stop bringing over the souls of the dead home for dinner yadda yadda whatevs
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raising the dead and all that?
basic necromancy shit?
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did u miss the part where i did drugs for 20 yrs to avoid my powers?
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ur gonna have to give me the thirty second recap
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that was the 30 second recap
did drugs for 20 yrs to avoid my powers becuz dead people suck.
so i got no idea how to train it
tried a little but it didnt do much
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gimme more deets on these dead folks
what kinda category are they?
u sure theyre all physical and not just in your head?
can u touch em? are they like ghosts or zombies?
i need a clearer picture on what were dealing with
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yes im sure im not crazy thx
not sure about physical becuz i can just walk through em
but they talk to me an their real because they talk about like the guys who murdered them or whatever and when i repeat it to the guys in person they get all weirded out like
'omg how does he kno that???'
also my bro ben manifested through me or something and his tentacles killed like
20 guys
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[twin elves are just This Way. that's why there's so much discourse on whether they're lucky or cursed]
what is with you gays and tentacles yeesh
bet u and my bro could swap a buncha embarrassing stories
or like
i could tell u all of his
either or
anyway back to biz
heres another q hun
think if i was with you i could see em?
i kinda got a connection to the dead too
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they werejust the eldritch horrors livin in his stomach portal
no big
nothin kinky
still wanna hear those stories tho
like count me in ill sit and listen to that all day
i dunno if you could we can always give it a try
never met anyone else who could see them
other than ben
but bens a ghost too so idk if that counts
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we can get blazed and trade dumb brother stories
itll be dope
and yeah i get that
but ive a whole special death connection
i work for mama death personally
one of her bounty hunters
hunting down wayward souls and shit
if anyone can see ur ghosty friends
its probs me
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that sounds like everything i could want
im like not looking forward to a war at all
whoa srsly
can you tell her 2 call off her hordes
becuz im tired of dealing w em
relief tho
that someone else can
no one usually believes me
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best prepare urself to get crossfaded w the best of em
tbh bird mom hasnt rly been answering my calls since i popped in here
but once im back home i can bring it up
get my hubby to submit a formal complaint and whatevs other paper work she needs
we can get u squared away fam not a problem
and trust me
if theres one thing i know
its dead folks
and most of em are total assholes
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i can take it
bummer
but srsly tho if you did that back home
i would fuckin love you
maybe submit a formal w/ ur hubby to be allowed to kiss u
just once
true dat
even the ones i like
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id love me too
[he's in it now!!! trapped with awful twin elves]
u maaay be pushing it but bar may give u a little leeway if u give him a peck too
were an equal opportunity couple thanks
and in my experience
the ones u like are always the worst
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[And honestly trapped with awful twin elves sounds like heaven. They truly are His People.]
oh man what a great guy
and hell ya id give him a peck too
im also equal opportunity ill make out with anyone
god
okay so maybe ben isnt the worst
but hes up there
always like
judging me
tellingme to eat breakfast instead of smoke a joint
yelling at me when im tryin to sleep in perfectly respectable dumpsters
total buzzkill
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u write my guy up an official request and ill smooch ur brains out babe
ugh that sure sounds like typical brother nagging
which is basically the worst am i rite
lup dont set that toaster on fire
lup stop bringing over the souls of the dead home for dinner
yadda yadda whatevs