hadriel | Video || Bartending & Books

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[The image is black and white, and a little fuzzy. It's actually scrolling vertically the way an old tube television would, which is stupid because this is a cell phone. But the Demon is too lazy to actually hold the phone and record something. So instead he is quite literally inside the phone and this is the result.

The Demon comes on screen against a backdrop of white, because he's currently standing in nothingness. He has a book in his hands and it's not on fire. Yet.]

As your resident bartender without a bar, I found this book. And I am way too lazy to make all you assholes mixed drinks with little umbrellas, but if someone wants it have at. I can make you all the ingredients and you can sip something pink and frilly while waiting for the next batshit crazy thing to happen.

[He is such a helper.]

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Do people actually do that? [Noah is positively entertained. He gives a little breathless laugh about it.] Yes, yes, I want to do that. I will make tiny ice swans to float on the top of the pink sorority girl drinks.

Not usually out of ice cubes, generally giant blocks of ice. And they carve them with chainsaws.

[You would Noah, you would. He is so vastly amused by you.]

Don't underestimate sorority girls, some of them could drink grown men under the table.

Chainsaws are more Ronan's thing. [Noah snickers a bit like he made the FUNNIEST JOKE EVER... Look it's funny if you know Ronan and his bird.]

You're right though, sorority girls do roll pretty hard... they do not fuck around.

You just set up a pretty amazing drinking, fucking and sorority girl joke but I'm gonna let it pass. I want you to appreciate my restraint here.

But whenever you want, I'll set you up with a ton of ice and you can impress everyone with your carving skills.