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[notjustinthemirror]

[The image is black and white, and a little fuzzy. It's actually scrolling vertically the way an old tube television would, which is stupid because this is a cell phone. But the Demon is too lazy to actually hold the phone and record something. So instead he is quite literally inside the phone and this is the result.

The Demon comes on screen against a backdrop of white, because he's currently standing in nothingness. He has a book in his hands and it's not on fire. Yet.]

As your resident bartender without a bar, I found this book. And I am way too lazy to make all you assholes mixed drinks with little umbrellas, but if someone wants it have at. I can make you all the ingredients and you can sip something pink and frilly while waiting for the next batshit crazy thing to happen.

[He is such a helper.]

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[casperdisaster]

... I love the pink frilly drinks!

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[notjustinthemirror]

[You would Noah, you would.]

Figured someone would.

I .. actually don't think I can make appropriate glasses for that shit.

[Because he's never tried, because Ethan sure as hell isn't drinking mixed anythings. So he summons a few dozen tumblers, brandy sniffers, shot glasses, pint glasses, decanters but not a single curvy sort of glass for something pink. He couldn't even make a wine glass.

All those failed glasses get tossed on the floor in a giant pile of broken glass.]

Nope. Guess you'll have to deal with drinking it out of a pint glass I guess.

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[casperdisaster]

[Noah still laughs and claps because dude that is a GREAT trick! Both the making various containers for alcohol on a whim and then breaking them, because Noah might be a cinnamon roll but he's also one who finds throwing shit out of a window to be a great game.]

I can live without the curvy glasses with their tiny umbrellas, somehow.

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[notjustinthemirror]

I'm glad you have the ability to persevere in the face of unimaginable hardships.

I can make ice cubes if you want to carve them into little swans or some shit.

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[casperdisaster]

Do people actually do that? [Noah is positively entertained. He gives a little breathless laugh about it.] Yes, yes, I want to do that. I will make tiny ice swans to float on the top of the pink sorority girl drinks.

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[64th]

I can make wine. [ Cashmere no. no prison wine. ] If we've got enough fruit, anyway.

[notjustinthemirror]

Good deal. Everyone here might starve, but at least they'll all be too drunk to tell the difference.

Wait, do you mean actually fermenting fruit into wine? ... I like it.

[64th]

Exactly. It turned out pretty well last time I made it. [ that is, if you are the kind of person who is willing to risk botulism to get wasted on orange wine. ] I'll have to look around for supplies.

[notjustinthemirror]

If you need glasses I've got you covered.

And you know, if you just want to pour vodka into fruit and pretend it's wine, I can do that too.

[64th]

Wait. You have vodka?

[whichend]

Why would you put an umbrella in a drink. That's stupid. And a waste of resources.

[notjustinthemirror]

Fuck if I know, I've never done it.

I don't make drink umbrellas, so you're on your own if you want to experience the full stupidity of it.

[whichend]

Why would I make drink umbrellas? I have better things to do.

[notjustinthemirror]

Oh yeah? Like what?

[whichend]

Fighting. I could fight you, Ser White-Eyes.

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[dragonbite]

...pink and frilly?

[ His head is tilted so far in confusion. Not that it's easy to tell due to his lack of skill with taking videos but. ]

[notjustinthemirror]

Don't ask me, I didn't invent cocktails.

[He opens the book to a page and holds it up to the camera.]

See?

[dragonbite]

It really is really pink. Does that mean your world has pink oranges?

[notjustinthemirror]

I.....

I actually have no fucking clue what makes it pink. Grapefruit maybe?

[dragonbite]

I have never heard that fruit can make fruit other colors.

[ ...but he's not very knowledgeable. ]

[mintly]

How are you at scotch? I don't need umbrellas, just a highball glass.

[this kid is probably not old enough to be having opinions on scotch and yet here we are.]

[notjustinthemirror]

[What are drinking ages between friends?]

Easy.

[He manifests a glass of scotch in a thick cut crystal glass.]

[mintly]

You have excellent taste in glassware, sir. And, I'm going to guess, also in scotch.

Are you some kind of wizard or magician? Not that I'm looking gift alcohol in the mouth.

[notjustinthemirror]

This is the good stuff, but if you want bottom of the barrel shit that'll make you go blind I could make that too.

Neither. It's a demon thing. Don't ask me how it actually works because I have no fucking clue.

[mintly]

No rotgut for me, thank you. I don't drink to punish myself.

Demon? As in 'transported here from Hell'? Because if that's the case...

[shit is way, way more serious than gansey originally thought. he looks a bit disquieted by this knowledge, but everything is so screwed up anyway that he's not going to immediately freak out.]

I'm not entering into some kind of contract for my soul or something if I take your alcohol, am I? Just for my own knowledge.