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hadriel2015-11-07 11:43 am
notjustinthemirror) wrote in hadriel2015-11-07 11:43 am
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Video || Bartending & Books
[The image is black and white, and a little fuzzy. It's actually scrolling vertically the way an old tube television would, which is stupid because this is a cell phone. But the Demon is too lazy to actually hold the phone and record something. So instead he is quite literally inside the phone and this is the result.
The Demon comes on screen against a backdrop of white, because he's currently standing in nothingness. He has a book in his hands and it's not on fire. Yet.]
As your resident bartender without a bar, I found this book. And I am way too lazy to make all you assholes mixed drinks with little umbrellas, but if someone wants it have at. I can make you all the ingredients and you can sip something pink and frilly while waiting for the next batshit crazy thing to happen.
[He is such a helper.]
The Demon comes on screen against a backdrop of white, because he's currently standing in nothingness. He has a book in his hands and it's not on fire. Yet.]
As your resident bartender without a bar, I found this book. And I am way too lazy to make all you assholes mixed drinks with little umbrellas, but if someone wants it have at. I can make you all the ingredients and you can sip something pink and frilly while waiting for the next batshit crazy thing to happen.
[He is such a helper.]
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[Not that he knows how to take souls but that's beside the point.]
It's just free alcohol. No catch. Not that I actually expect you to believe me, but I almost never lie.
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[admittedly, this would've freaked the everloving hell out of him a few months ago. but after the zombie plague and the evil ley line and being yanked across worlds twice, he's getting a little jaded.
plus, free alcohol. very big plus, free alcohol.]
Do you have a name? I'm Gansey.
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I don't have a name. No one ever needs to call me for anything so it hasn't come up.
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Doesn't matter to me.
Are there a whole bunch of demons to differentiate between?
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How about Macallan?
[there are worse things than being named after a scotch, probably.]
This is an upgrade from the last game he was in where he had Bob, Steve and Mr. Nothing. XD
Works for me. Makes me sound like a drunk Irish guy who gets kicked out of bars after starting a brawl.
I approve.
gansey tries, really he does.
Re: gansey tries, really he does.
[And that was the only one he lost too. Irony.]
Maybe I should work on fixing that.
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[gansey asks the important questions.]
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Seems like a lot of work to make a bar only so I can trash it. But then again, I don't have much else to do here. Might as well.
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...actually, a lot of people might take you up on the brawling bit, too.
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That's not actually a bad idea. Would give me something to do, not to mention everyone here is so uptight. Need to let off some steam.
[By punching in each others' faces.]
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Alcohol and violence seem to be two ways to do that.
[not his most favorite, but ways. and god knows that they're all more than a little edgy.]
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[there's a tiny bit of judgement there, but not too much. there are only so many stones you can throw when one of your best friends has favored hobbies like fighting, drag racing, and drinking an awful lot for someone who hasn't graduated high school yet.]
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[that's not quite an insult, gansey is the self-aware sort who knows he's also selfish and easily bored (although he's not terribly proud of it). his default entertainment just doesn't happen to be violence.]
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But I'm probably supposed to be 30-something. Either way, not high school material.