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[notjustinthemirror]

[The image is black and white, and a little fuzzy. It's actually scrolling vertically the way an old tube television would, which is stupid because this is a cell phone. But the Demon is too lazy to actually hold the phone and record something. So instead he is quite literally inside the phone and this is the result.

The Demon comes on screen against a backdrop of white, because he's currently standing in nothingness. He has a book in his hands and it's not on fire. Yet.]

As your resident bartender without a bar, I found this book. And I am way too lazy to make all you assholes mixed drinks with little umbrellas, but if someone wants it have at. I can make you all the ingredients and you can sip something pink and frilly while waiting for the next batshit crazy thing to happen.

[He is such a helper.]

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[casperdisaster]

... I love the pink frilly drinks!

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[64th]

I can make wine. [ Cashmere no. no prison wine. ] If we've got enough fruit, anyway.

[whichend]

Why would you put an umbrella in a drink. That's stupid. And a waste of resources.

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[dragonbite]

...pink and frilly?

[ His head is tilted so far in confusion. Not that it's easy to tell due to his lack of skill with taking videos but. ]

[mintly]

How are you at scotch? I don't need umbrellas, just a highball glass.

[this kid is probably not old enough to be having opinions on scotch and yet here we are.]