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hadriel2015-11-07 11:43 am
notjustinthemirror) wrote in hadriel2015-11-07 11:43 am
Entry tags:
Video || Bartending & Books
[The image is black and white, and a little fuzzy. It's actually scrolling vertically the way an old tube television would, which is stupid because this is a cell phone. But the Demon is too lazy to actually hold the phone and record something. So instead he is quite literally inside the phone and this is the result.
The Demon comes on screen against a backdrop of white, because he's currently standing in nothingness. He has a book in his hands and it's not on fire. Yet.]
As your resident bartender without a bar, I found this book. And I am way too lazy to make all you assholes mixed drinks with little umbrellas, but if someone wants it have at. I can make you all the ingredients and you can sip something pink and frilly while waiting for the next batshit crazy thing to happen.
[He is such a helper.]
The Demon comes on screen against a backdrop of white, because he's currently standing in nothingness. He has a book in his hands and it's not on fire. Yet.]
As your resident bartender without a bar, I found this book. And I am way too lazy to make all you assholes mixed drinks with little umbrellas, but if someone wants it have at. I can make you all the ingredients and you can sip something pink and frilly while waiting for the next batshit crazy thing to happen.
[He is such a helper.]
no subject
[ She says, coldly. She is not a thief. She is someone on a mission. She will kill whoever it takes to get her revenge, especially evil people. Evil people shouldn't be alive, anyway. All they do is cause the innocent to suffer. ]
no subject
[Not that he cares really, he just wants her to attack other people and keep his head attached to his body. ]
Much as I want to stay here and listen to you tell me all about your quest to rid evil from the world or whatever fucking thing you're doing, I'm going to go and do anything that isn't that.