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[notjustinthemirror]

[The image is black and white, and a little fuzzy. It's actually scrolling vertically the way an old tube television would, which is stupid because this is a cell phone. But the Demon is too lazy to actually hold the phone and record something. So instead he is quite literally inside the phone and this is the result.

The Demon comes on screen against a backdrop of white, because he's currently standing in nothingness. He has a book in his hands and it's not on fire. Yet.]

As your resident bartender without a bar, I found this book. And I am way too lazy to make all you assholes mixed drinks with little umbrellas, but if someone wants it have at. I can make you all the ingredients and you can sip something pink and frilly while waiting for the next batshit crazy thing to happen.

[He is such a helper.]

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[notjustinthemirror]

Don't ask me, I didn't invent cocktails.

[He opens the book to a page and holds it up to the camera.]

See?

[dragonbite]

It really is really pink. Does that mean your world has pink oranges?

[notjustinthemirror]

I.....

I actually have no fucking clue what makes it pink. Grapefruit maybe?

[dragonbite]

I have never heard that fruit can make fruit other colors.

[ ...but he's not very knowledgeable. ]

[notjustinthemirror]

Fuck if I know. Maybe its dyed? There's blue and green ones too.

[dragonbite]

[ ???? ]

Dyed? But it's fruit.

[notjustinthemirror]

...yes?

They don't color food for fun where you come from?

[dragonbite]

No, they don't. Should they?

[notjustinthemirror]

No. It's stupid. But it's just a thing people do here. To be fancy or something.

[dragonbite]

So colors are fancy?

[ He's learning so much today. ]

[notjustinthemirror]

I guess.

Where are you from anyway? This seems like brand new info to you.

[dragonbite]

It is. [ It might not exist or he might just be oblivious. Both are very possible. ] Ah, I'm from Tatrand.

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah, I don't have a fucking clue where that is.

Any other new things you need to learn about?

[dragonbite]

Consume. [ Which is a continent. ]

Aah.. Probably.

[notjustinthemirror]

... what?

[The fuck is Consume? He's lost.]

How long you been here for?

[dragonbite]

Consume.

[ Repeating it will help, right? ]

Since earlier.

[notjustinthemirror]

Consume is a place or a thing? Or are you just hungry?

[He doesn't have the patience for this, but he also has nothing else to do at the moment..]

No concept of time where you come from?

[dragonbite]

It's a continent. But I am hungry. [ He's always hungry. ]

Yes we do. I just don't bother much.

[notjustinthemirror]

You must be thrilling to make plans with.

There's some bears you can kill and eat if you're interested.

[dragonbite]

I've been told that before.

[ There are not many people that has patience for him, though... ]

I already did that.

[notjustinthemirror]

Then what are you bitching about?

[dragonbite]

[ ??? ]

I'm not a female dog.

[notjustinthemirror]

Or are you?

[dragonbite]

No, I'm a male Killer.

[notjustinthemirror]

A guy who kills people or someone who kills guys?