Video || Bartending & Books

[notjustinthemirror]

[The image is black and white, and a little fuzzy. It's actually scrolling vertically the way an old tube television would, which is stupid because this is a cell phone. But the Demon is too lazy to actually hold the phone and record something. So instead he is quite literally inside the phone and this is the result.

The Demon comes on screen against a backdrop of white, because he's currently standing in nothingness. He has a book in his hands and it's not on fire. Yet.]

As your resident bartender without a bar, I found this book. And I am way too lazy to make all you assholes mixed drinks with little umbrellas, but if someone wants it have at. I can make you all the ingredients and you can sip something pink and frilly while waiting for the next batshit crazy thing to happen.

[He is such a helper.]

Comments

[dragonbite]

[ ??? ]

I'm not a female dog.

[notjustinthemirror]

Or are you?

[dragonbite]

No, I'm a male Killer.

[notjustinthemirror]

A guy who kills people or someone who kills guys?

[dragonbite]

Eh? Neither. Or both? Since I'm a soldier. Killer is a species. [ Or race, or whatever. He's not picky about details, obviously. ]

[notjustinthemirror]

Killer is a thing not a species.

What are you soldiering? And who are you killing?

[dragonbite]

Yes it is. [ And his tone says that you can't argue with him. ]

I'm a soldier in Tatrand's army and I kill people in war. [ Tatrand's strongest, actually. And he's powered up recently. ]

[notjustinthemirror]

Who are you going to kill here?

[And can he watch?]

[dragonbite]

I don't know. It's such a hassle to kill.

[ And he's all agaisnt hassles. ]

[notjustinthemirror]

Then you're doing it wrong.

[dragonbite]

Am I?

[notjustinthemirror]

If you think killing people is a hassle, then yes.

[dragonbite]

But it is a hassle. It's much easier to just take a nap or something.

[notjustinthemirror]

... You're the worst soldier.

[dragonbite]

I don't think so.