first. voice.

[torrefied]

Sartre got it wrong. Hell is teenage girls.

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voice

[foundafamily]

[Wow. Of all the complaints he expected to see in a monster-infested cave...]

Buncha' girls beat you up and steal your lunch money?

permavoice

[torrefied]

Hardly. Why, has that been your experience?

[foundafamily]

No. My experience is that guys who try to blame women for their problems are trash.

[torrefied]

I guess it's a good thing that's not what's happening here, because my experience is that people who say things like that tend to regret it.

[foundafamily]

Funny, because that is exactly what I'm sayin' here. Wouldn't've thought you'd need me to spell it out for you.

You wanna come over and try to make me regret it, or do you only pick fights with little girls?

[torrefied]

[Good lord, if you could only see Mello rolling his eyes.]

Your proposed pissing contest doesn't interest me in the slightest.

[foundafamily]

Oh, I get it. You're the kinda guy who likes to dish it out but who's too scared to take it. Tell me, pal, just what exactly did you expect from sayin' something like this out in the open?

[torrefied]

I'm the kind of guy who doesn't have the time to waste on trivial conversations like this one, actually.

[foundafamily]

That explains why you've spent all this time talkin' to me.

[torrefied]

Maybe I'm just an optimist, thinking you might eventually say something worth hearing.

[foundafamily]

If you don't think any of this is worth hearin' so far, then you're just an idiot for stayin' on so long. Do you really want the last word so bad?

[torrefied]

Maybe.

[foundafamily]

If you wanna play this game...

[torrefied]

What, are you going to threaten me some more? I'm not intimidated. All I've seen so far is big talk without much to back it up.

[foundafamily]

No, I was just gonna say that it's your funeral if you wanna waste your 'precious' time goin' back and forth.

Hey, any time you wanna come and see is fine with me. Not my fault if you're too chicken to take me up on it.

[torrefied]

And if I were some hothead who let himself be provoked by every big-mouthed punk who threw an insult his way, I'm sure I would. As it stands, this entire conversation rates extremely low on even the amusement scale.

[So. No dice.]

[foundafamily]

Then tell me--why're you still talkin'? If you're really so put upon, just hang up.

[torrefied]

In case you missed this earlier - I don't take orders from you.