first. voice.

[torrefied]

Sartre got it wrong. Hell is teenage girls.

Comments

voice

[outermirrors]

You're just mad you had to carry all the bags.

permavoice for this loser

[torrefied]

I'm not mad. I'm irritated. There's a difference.

Permavoice for both really

[outermirrors]

Not by much.

text

[unfollowing]

hell is shitty sleep for however many nights straight now, go fuck yourself

permatext

[torrefied]

No, I stand by my original assessment.

[unfollowing]

you're one of those weirdos that gets pissed if teenage girls dont want to fuck you, arent you

voice

[unitas]

I was always of the belief hell was high school, but teenage girls are right up there.

permavoice

[torrefied]

[Finally, someone reasonable. (Read: agrees with him.)]

Well, high schools are typically populated by teenage girls, so the metaphor fits by extension.

[unitas]

[ she laughs, quiet. ] Yeah, ok.

So, what was this hellish teenage girl dream you had? They turn into zombies in an attempt to devour your brains?

[ because that's actually terrifying to think about. ugh. but the joy she would get from bashing in the heads of the girls that made fun of her would be really great. ]

[Voice]

[thechoiceisyours]

Really? Girls are the biggest problem right now?

[He sounds more amused than incredulous though.]

[permavoice]

[torrefied]

I didn't say girls were the biggest problem facing us currently. I said hell is teenage girls. There's a difference.

[permavoice]

[thechoiceisyours]

Well, considering like, what's going on, it seems like a really weird thing to be worth commenting on.

[Unless something happened. And okay, sure, there's still a difference, but Chris only likes semantics if he's the one being pedantic about them.]

voice

[retiredfromhell]

You're not wrong. In so many ways, Hell is what your mortal minds make of it.

permavoice

[torrefied]

You're speaking of literal Hell. Yeah, I've heard that hypothesis. Unfortunately, there's not much protocol to be found for testing it.

[retiredfromhell]

I've had a few eons to test it so you can say I'm the voice of experience.

[morphinum]

yes

well

teenage girls fighting each other to the death maybe

i'm sorry about him >_<

[torrefied]

Seems like an elegant solution to the problem, actually.

text.

[ampliat]

Seriously.

text.

[torrefied]

I'm fairly certain I didn't stutter.

voice

[foundafamily]

[Wow. Of all the complaints he expected to see in a monster-infested cave...]

Buncha' girls beat you up and steal your lunch money?

permavoice

[torrefied]

Hardly. Why, has that been your experience?

[video]

[wormintheglass]

[Bianca appears on video, and for a moment she looks as though she might speak: but instead she chuckles, and lets it gather strength until it's a full-on belly laugh.]

permavoice for this jerk.

[torrefied]

[Well ... OK, that's a fairly comic book villain response. Mello waits until the laughing subsides to reply, dryly:]

I'm glad you find this so amusing. [Spoilers: he's not.]

[zen_en_vert]

You should reread your de Beauvoir.

[Nerd joke hey.]

[torrefied]

Point me in the direction of a library that carries a copy in a language I can read and I'd be glad to.