first. voice.

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Sartre got it wrong. Hell is teenage girls.

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wow mello r00d

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you forgot about one thing

someone always wins

and that teenage girl is gonna grow up into being one fucked up adult

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Sounds like she's removed herself from the metaphor, then.

[morphinum]

yeah

metaphors are usually lies and i have a no bullshit policy

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I don't really follow your reasoning for the first part of your statement, but I can appreciate the second part.

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idk u sound kinda like a bullshitter

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I don't sound like anything over text.

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oh my god you read like a bullshitter

well everyone has to be good at something i guess

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I'm good at a lot of things, actually.

[Bullshitting does happen to be one of them.]

[morphinum]

I never would have guessed

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If that's actually true, I'd say you have a stunning lack of imagination.

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wow you're almost as insufferable as that birthday kid

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[... That could mean a lot of things to a lot of different people, but to Mello, there's one specific thing that comes to mind - or rather, one specific person.]

What "birthday kid"?

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asshole who looked like a raccoon

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What was this person's name?