first. voice.

[torrefied]

Sartre got it wrong. Hell is teenage girls.

Comments

[unitas]

I wouldn't call it a special effort... [ yes, she is this much of a child. when she isn't being a huge asshole.

lovely combination she is. ]

[torrefied]

So you're just effortlessly this much of a child. Good to know.

[My how the tables have turned ... ]

[unitas]

It's a skill.

[torrefied]

One that I'm sure has plenty of real-world applications.

[unitas]

Eh. [ that is the sound of someone shrugging and not giving a fuck. ]

[torrefied]

Good to know your conversational skills have a time limit, too.

[unitas]

Just another facet of my shining personality. [ clearly along with sarcasm. ]

[torrefied]

Your personality's about as shiny as an oxidized penny.

[unitas]

Ooh, that hurt.

[torrefied]

You're assuming that was my intent.

[unitas]

My mistake. [ as drawn and fake as it can get. ] Do you want to educate me on your intent, or just leave me with my assumption?

[torrefied]

It was a simple observation. If you choose to draw other extratextual conclusions, that's your problem, not mine.

[unitas]

Yeah, sure. [ which is to say: bullshit, buddy, but whatever. ]