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[bring_the_beatdown]

[The screen turns on to show one very blue eye super close while he tries to figure out how to make sure this thing is recording. Then it pulls back to show all of Scout's head, a huge shit eating grin on his face. The camera jiggles around as he wedges it into something and then steps back so his whole torso is in frame.]

Aight. So listen up guys. I've been here for like [He counts on his fingers.] three months now. And I realized what this place is missing.

I mean other than a whole lotta this on the network, I've been letting you guys down and I'm sorry bout that. Next time ladies, [He winks and makes finger guns at the screen. How can anyone resist.]

Nah but, there ain't no sports here. Everyone just wandering around doing their own thing. And that's cool I guess, but how much cooler would it be if we had a baseball team?

So yeah. I'm gonna start one. Anyone game?

Comments

[themightykamina]

That's...[Hang on a sec he's not really good at math]...eighteen people. Damn, that's a lot. Well, don't worry! The mighty Kamina never runs from a problem!!

[He's also really, really good at conning people into his schemes, so...?]

[bring_the_beatdown]

That sounds like a good pitcher name, the mighty Kamina. You good at throwing shit?

[themightykamina]

Pitcher?

[OH BUT WAIT you said the magic words!]

Sure! I can throw shit pretty good! I mean, I'm better at hitting stuff, but you should see the way I throw Lagann when Simon and I are fighting gunmen!

[bring_the_beatdown]

Is Lagann a person 'cuz we're not throwing people. But I mean, I guess throwing people is good practice. The point is ta throw the ball in a way that the guy at bat totally whiffs it. Ya wanna strike him out. He has ta miss three times.

[themightykamina]

Lagann's a Gunman! [Wait, no one here knows what a gunman is--] That's a robot. He's about this big--[His hands describe something the size of a chest high boulder]--and my bro Simon pilots him!

But trying to get a guy to miss...I dunno, I'm better at hitting stuff when I throw things at it. You don't want 'em to hit the thing?

((ooc: sorry for the super-late reply!))