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[bring_the_beatdown]

[The screen turns on to show one very blue eye super close while he tries to figure out how to make sure this thing is recording. Then it pulls back to show all of Scout's head, a huge shit eating grin on his face. The camera jiggles around as he wedges it into something and then steps back so his whole torso is in frame.]

Aight. So listen up guys. I've been here for like [He counts on his fingers.] three months now. And I realized what this place is missing.

I mean other than a whole lotta this on the network, I've been letting you guys down and I'm sorry bout that. Next time ladies, [He winks and makes finger guns at the screen. How can anyone resist.]

Nah but, there ain't no sports here. Everyone just wandering around doing their own thing. And that's cool I guess, but how much cooler would it be if we had a baseball team?

So yeah. I'm gonna start one. Anyone game?

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[tongueamok]

[Carlisle just... stares. Between Scout's accent and the words coming o tu of his mouth, half of that didn't even make sense.]

This sounds impossibly complicated.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Maybe if you're a loser it is.

Look it'll make a lot more sense if you come out to practice and I can actually show ya. Then you can see the field and stuff.

[tongueamok]

I... suppose it could.

Where should I meet you?