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i'm aware i asked this a few months ago, but now i actually have materials to get started, so i'm asking again:

does anyone know how to sew? hand stitching, specifically. i now have really nice cotton (thank you, delight!!!) that we can make clothes with

right now, we have a bolt of white cotton fabric. if you want a different color, tell delight a happy memory, and she'll give us more fabric. but don't, like, dogpile her or anything. be nice, for fuck's sake

[Emily, who are you to talk about being nice...................]

if you're interested in sewing, meet me here: [and she attaches an image of a map with one of the shops circled]

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I don't know about cloth, but I do know my way around a stitch.

( this sort of thing comes from patching both yourself and your brother up more times than either of you can count over the years.

also, he thinks he's funny. )

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then come over and teach. make yourself a shirt or something

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Stitching skin is a lot different from stitching fabric.

I'd probably make the worst shirt anyone's ever seen.

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[....................ohmygod.]

hilarious

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( i'm so sorry, em. )

I'm just telling it like it is.

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that's disgusting, sam

[WHY ARE BOYS SO GROSS. Clearly there's no hope for them when they get older.]

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( blame the fact that he grew up dean's little brother, or something. surely there's a way to blame him for this. )

I could have made a Silence of the Lambs reference, but I didn't.

( now he's just making it worse. )

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you kind of just did, which is super fucking gross. please stick to handyman shit, humor is not your strong suit

[Is she being sarcastic. ....maybe.]

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( jesus lord if you could only see the way he is squinting at his phone rn. )

But you haven't heard any of my knock-knock jokes yet.

( SAM ... )

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[Why is this her life? What has she done to deserve this in particular?]

tell them to chris first, he will actually appreciate them

[Maybe.

Honestly, who gives a shit.]

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( you did something in a past life and karma is a cruel mistress, or something. who knows? )

Spoilsport.

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[That or it's true that no good deed goes unpunished. Here she is, getting you assholes good cotton, and this is the thanks she gets.]

i would say that's my middle name, but that would be a lie

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( well, that's definitely one way to see it. )

Well, there are people out there with several middle names. You could add that to the list.

( what in the world has this conversation even gotten to ... )

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"emily danger spoilsport" doesn't have a good ring to it

[Who the fuck even knows.]