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[bluffed]

okay, tell me again what's so special about a hot springs?
they make hot water pools.
that's it?

you got a few screws loose if you think it's better than real TREES and FRUIT.

[ But, she's not going to be completely throwing the other choices under the bus... ]

at least go for the GPS. that's actually valuable.

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[cashlin]

Love will have a catch. Love will definitely have a really gross creepy catch and i am NOT waking up next to some weird-smelling rando just because i wanted a hot bath.

totally with you on trees though. seeing living trees here at all was a total trip, but trees with FRUIT on them??? actual fruit? dude.

[bluffed]

oh... high five. i'm glad you get it. people keep going on about how they trust love or just want a hot bath but.. hello? sorrow at least puts their cards out on the table before we even sign up

[cashlin]

Oh yeah. we know it's gonna suck. but it's worth the sucking if we can get more edible stuff around here.

[a beat.]

and they cant accidentally get human into the fruit like with the canned stuff rage gave us that one time

[bluffed]

dude.
i don't even want to know that one

[cashlin]

are you sure? it ends with me, my handsome bearded neighbor, and a bucket full of explosives

[bluffed]

okay tell me

[cashlin]

once upon a time rage thought itd be helpful to give us more food so she did, through very suspicious canned foods that a bunch of people ate anyway

[which she only didnt eat because she was mooching off aforementioned bearded neighbor's steady supply of bear meat from hunting trips.....probably also she was too lazy to look for a can opener....]

ANYWAY we apparently have wendigo ghost things here? they possess you if you eat human and make you a weird inhuman monster thing. so that. happened.

jack and i blew one of them up it was fucking awesome
sorta wish he stuck around. he's been missing for a few months now, he was cool.

[bluffed]

what the fuck... why did i miss this? blowing up wendygoos sounds like a better passtime then pretending to be asleep on rhys' couch.

do they only show up if people go all nibbly on one another?

[ She doesn't comment on this Jack guy... she doesn't wanna impose. :( ]

[cashlin]

yep. You wanna fight one, get somebody to eat people meat. Theyre evil cannibal ghosts or something?

Who the fuck knows.