hadriel | [video] - Backdated to July 18th

[Newt is in Hope's Temple. He is Pissed. In fact, it's almost possible to say he's gone all the way into Angry.]

Listen up, so there's this giant triangle-headed asshole dragging an enormous cleaver around. His name is Pyramid Head, and if he catches you, he will rip your skin off, disembowel you, and then play with your insides. For fun. Trust me, avoid him at all costs. Stay in a temple if you need to. In fact, considering how much more fucked up this place just got, I'd even recommend it at this point. This guy is way faster than he looks and he has zero mercy for anyone. It doesn't matter how powerful you think you are, Pyramid Head will rip you in half. Literally.

[his expression darkens even furth, if at all possible]

And for the idiot who pulled him in here? Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck whatever you were trying to accomplish because dragging fuckING PYRAMID HEAD IN HERE [yep we have gotten up to a yell, ladies and gentlemen, that sure is a bunch screechy yelling] WAS NOT A SOLUTION!

[and the screen goes dark as he hangs up]

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Our biggest star was shaped like a rectangle. Basically a singing, performing calculator.

[Ah, Mettaton.]

I'll keep an eyesocket out for your guy.

[aslkdfhs Newt can't help but choke on a laugh at that because what]

Oh my god. Don't tell Hermann, he'll want to see it. He's got a thing for calculators. [grinning, then, though it fades when Sans mentions Pyramid Head again]

Yeah. Definitely do that. [he knows Sans has those teleportation powers (at least, that's what he's labeled it in his head)] Just don't get stuck in any walls either, yeah? [look, it's an attempt at a joke!!]

Oh, I'm pretty sure he couldn't do math to save his life.

[Mettaton's a robot of many talents, and he could probably make a hell of a show out of it, but actual science? Nah, that was always Alphys's thing.]

But...yeah, I'll do my best. Don't worry about me, okay?

That would make it even funnier. Hermann would be apoplectic. Suuuuuper offended.

[he quiets a bit] ...as long as you stay safe, dude. Where are you right now, anyway?

Uhhh.

[There's a moment where the camera dips and gives Newt a spectacular view of the ground, and a single slipperclad foot. Then the feed...well, something happens to it. It stutters, and then it's back on Sans's face.]

Outside one of the temples. Not sure which.

[Newt blinks, watching as the feed fizzles in and out--he must've just used his powers. Awesome.]

Well I'm in Hope's Temple if you wanna come hang out for a bit. What--are you just hopping from place to place?

Well, jogging should be punishable by law.

[Does he look like someone who jogs.]

I'll head your way in a bit.

[alsdkfhs Newt barks out a laugh at that] Hey, I'm not gonna argue that. [he grins at the camera]

Okay. I'll see you soon, yeah? Stay safe.

[Heh heh heh.]

Yeah, you too.

[He clicks off the feed not long after that.]