hadriel | [video] - Backdated to July 18th

[Newt is in Hope's Temple. He is Pissed. In fact, it's almost possible to say he's gone all the way into Angry.]

Listen up, so there's this giant triangle-headed asshole dragging an enormous cleaver around. His name is Pyramid Head, and if he catches you, he will rip your skin off, disembowel you, and then play with your insides. For fun. Trust me, avoid him at all costs. Stay in a temple if you need to. In fact, considering how much more fucked up this place just got, I'd even recommend it at this point. This guy is way faster than he looks and he has zero mercy for anyone. It doesn't matter how powerful you think you are, Pyramid Head will rip you in half. Literally.

[his expression darkens even furth, if at all possible]

And for the idiot who pulled him in here? Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck whatever you were trying to accomplish because dragging fuckING PYRAMID HEAD IN HERE [yep we have gotten up to a yell, ladies and gentlemen, that sure is a bunch screechy yelling] WAS NOT A SOLUTION!

[and the screen goes dark as he hangs up]

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Someone has to stop him. I can be small, silent, no note and notice. He won't see me.

Dude, oh my god, what about do not engage do you not understand?! [his voice is starting to go high and cracking] Like, how is this not getting through to you?! Leave it alone!

Fine. But I can't let him hurt people.

Fine, man, do what you want. Keep an eye out. Rescue people who get in his way. But your rule of thumb should definitely be to run away instead of fight.

Is it that bad?

Yes. It absolutely 100% is. [Newt's looking at the screen very seriously] Listen. I've seen some of the strongest, most powerful people I know try and fight this guy off. People with the power to call down lightning, cast expansive magic spells--people that have super strength and laser vision. They weren't able to make a scratch on the guy, just slow him down for a bit.

When I say he's that bad? I mean he's that bad.

Oh. [That does sound bad.] I won't go close. Sorry.

Good. [Newt huffs out a breath, a sigh of relief. He sure thought you were going to go out there and try and fight it, kid.]

[He might have.]

I can watch.

If you can do that and think you can stay hidden and you're sure he isn't gonna see you, go for it. But I'd be careful--you'd be surprised what he can see. And how fast he moves. So honestly, dude, it's your life, but I seriously suggest staying out of the way.

[normally he'd be more interested in the powers thing, but he's legit wrung out right now.]

Yes. He won't see me. I'll be careful.

Good.

[right. He's gonna just...click off the call, then.]

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