Dr. Newt Geiszler (
fortunefavored) wrote in
hadriel2016-06-19 04:48 pm
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[video] - Backdated to July 18th
[Newt is in Hope's Temple. He is Pissed. In fact, it's almost possible to say he's gone all the way into Angry.]
Listen up, so there's this giant triangle-headed asshole dragging an enormous cleaver around. His name is Pyramid Head, and if he catches you, he will rip your skin off, disembowel you, and then play with your insides. For fun. Trust me, avoid him at all costs. Stay in a temple if you need to. In fact, considering how much more fucked up this place just got, I'd even recommend it at this point. This guy is way faster than he looks and he has zero mercy for anyone. It doesn't matter how powerful you think you are, Pyramid Head will rip you in half. Literally.
[his expression darkens even furth, if at all possible]
And for the idiot who pulled him in here? Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck whatever you were trying to accomplish because dragging fuckING PYRAMID HEAD IN HERE [yep we have gotten up to a yell, ladies and gentlemen, that sure is a bunch screechy yelling] WAS NOT A SOLUTION!
[and the screen goes dark as he hangs up]
Listen up, so there's this giant triangle-headed asshole dragging an enormous cleaver around. His name is Pyramid Head, and if he catches you, he will rip your skin off, disembowel you, and then play with your insides. For fun. Trust me, avoid him at all costs. Stay in a temple if you need to. In fact, considering how much more fucked up this place just got, I'd even recommend it at this point. This guy is way faster than he looks and he has zero mercy for anyone. It doesn't matter how powerful you think you are, Pyramid Head will rip you in half. Literally.
[his expression darkens even furth, if at all possible]
And for the idiot who pulled him in here? Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck whatever you were trying to accomplish because dragging fuckING PYRAMID HEAD IN HERE [yep we have gotten up to a yell, ladies and gentlemen, that sure is a bunch screechy yelling] WAS NOT A SOLUTION!
[and the screen goes dark as he hangs up]

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[This could be bad. Maketh hasn't had time to rope anyone into digging tiger pits, which might actually slow the thing down long enough to come up with a better plan. The best she can think of now is avoiding it.]
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The last place I was, it couldn't enter the houses, but I have no clue if that applies here.
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[It won't end well. They're backed into a corner and the monsters have them boxed in on all sides. The Guard simply doesn't have the manpower to drive them back.]
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[he huffs, rubbing a hand over his face]
Listen, though--we didn't find too much in the tunnels, but I'll write you up a report anyway in like...an hour or something. I need a minute.
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[he's grinning widely]
I've never been to another planet before!
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[that last bit makes him pause, though] Imperial control? What does that mean?
[it sounds familiar, but his mun is trying not to break the fourth wall so Newt's conveniently not going to remember anything he's ever read about Star Wars]
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[She hesitates.]
Under the control of the Imperial Court. You could call them a dictatorship, I suppose. I--served them. In a different life.
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...is that still your thing? The dictatorship? [i.e.- is that what you are going for in Hadriel right now?]
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