hadriel | [video] - Backdated to July 18th

[Newt is in Hope's Temple. He is Pissed. In fact, it's almost possible to say he's gone all the way into Angry.]

Listen up, so there's this giant triangle-headed asshole dragging an enormous cleaver around. His name is Pyramid Head, and if he catches you, he will rip your skin off, disembowel you, and then play with your insides. For fun. Trust me, avoid him at all costs. Stay in a temple if you need to. In fact, considering how much more fucked up this place just got, I'd even recommend it at this point. This guy is way faster than he looks and he has zero mercy for anyone. It doesn't matter how powerful you think you are, Pyramid Head will rip you in half. Literally.

[his expression darkens even furth, if at all possible]

And for the idiot who pulled him in here? Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck whatever you were trying to accomplish because dragging fuckING PYRAMID HEAD IN HERE [yep we have gotten up to a yell, ladies and gentlemen, that sure is a bunch screechy yelling] WAS NOT A SOLUTION!

[and the screen goes dark as he hangs up]

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But if you don't die and nobody else attack it, it won't?

[Asking for a friend. ...Well, partly at least he actually is.]

Nope. It'll come after you until it has you. So your best bet is to just stay out of the way.

[....well then.

He'll need to make a back-up plan in case it should ever get him or his big bro or the happy guy or the lively guy (his mother will beat that guy because she's awesome okay also from what he can tell enough strain on her body would make her leave it and find another one. Or something). Because someone trying to kill you for eternity just- but wait.]

Will it vanish when the fog lifts?

I dunno. I hope so. That'd be the best scenario, honestly.

Did the fog never lift where you were before?

There wasn't a fog where I was. Pyramid Head was just always there.

[That's not very helpful.]

Can it die?

Not that I've seen. But who knows.

I wouldn't give it a shot unless you're prepared for a painful death, though.

[There is a long pause, and then he realizes - ]

I am not trying to meet it, yes? I just want to know more in case it gets someone that it cannot kill, because that would not be very nice for them.

[ a pause, then]

...what, like...someone that can regenerate?

For example, yes.

There are a few people like that here, yes? [Obviously naming no names, but...]

Yeah, there are. [he knows one of them.] They'd better stay clear of him also.

Sometimes you cannot.

[It's not being contrary, it's just a statement. The best man cannot live in peace if his evil neighbour doesn't approve of it, and all that...]

[Newt huffs.] Yeah, I know. Trust me. I'm just saying, though...if you can, do.

I will.

Unless it gets big bro, because then I will have to make sure that he gets help.

[Newt...has no idea who big bro is] Uh...probably a good idea? I mean, I dunno, but I guess you do what you have to. [like???? your life on the line, dude]

It is.

It is good that you told everyone about this.

[And now he will go to find Firo and warn him.]

[video] - Backdated to July 18th

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