hadriel | [video] - Backdated to July 18th

[Newt is in Hope's Temple. He is Pissed. In fact, it's almost possible to say he's gone all the way into Angry.]

Listen up, so there's this giant triangle-headed asshole dragging an enormous cleaver around. His name is Pyramid Head, and if he catches you, he will rip your skin off, disembowel you, and then play with your insides. For fun. Trust me, avoid him at all costs. Stay in a temple if you need to. In fact, considering how much more fucked up this place just got, I'd even recommend it at this point. This guy is way faster than he looks and he has zero mercy for anyone. It doesn't matter how powerful you think you are, Pyramid Head will rip you in half. Literally.

[his expression darkens even furth, if at all possible]

And for the idiot who pulled him in here? Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck whatever you were trying to accomplish because dragging fuckING PYRAMID HEAD IN HERE [yep we have gotten up to a yell, ladies and gentlemen, that sure is a bunch screechy yelling] WAS NOT A SOLUTION!

[and the screen goes dark as he hangs up]

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Yeah true.

Though I guess it's hard to tell if you're actually at rock bottom or not though; I keep hearing worse and worse stories from people.

[And for a long time he couldn't imagine anything worse than the mountain at home, even with the things that've happened here.]

i mean i've heard of a place called Pandora that was kinda shitty but

i think i'd put it at about this place's level

i dunno maybe we should make an official measurement scale and ppl can put up their home world or where they came from to figure out whose place is the shitiest

There's some people here I think are from Pandora and they said it sucks, yeah.

I dunno that sounds potentially kind of depressing.

...okay yeah good point

scratch that idea we'll have to find some other way to pass the time

I think you can still download Rhys' Pong game.

[Always a good distraction while things are awful.]

omg pong i haven't played that since i was a kid and was into retro gaming

i'm totally doing that and making hermann play it with me

i wonder if i could make a mod for it.....

You totally should try. I bet Rhys would give you the source code if you asked.

Is he another coding guy around here? I haven't met him yet.

I feel like we should make a club.

Yeah; he kind of keeps to himself a lot.

We should totally make a club. We'll figure stuff out a lot faster as a group anyway.

dude best idea. as soon as this clears up, coding party

Sounds like a plan.

[It'll be a nice distraction.]

[video] - Backdated to July 18th

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