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video; we had a riel good time

[There's a skeleton on the network. He seems pretty unperturbed about his state of being, actually, and in fact looks rather cheerful, all things considered. He's got the camera lodged or propped up somewhere, because he's not carrying it. That would evidently require too much work. No, Sans has his bony hands shoved in his jacket pockets, addressing a point of space slightly to the left of his device.]

So that was pretty fun, huh? Not actually the weirdest thing that's ever happened me, believe it or not. I bet all that fog sure won't be...mist.

[He chuckles, and the lights in his eyesockets focus on the screen.]

Anyway. I've been around the block a few times, but I just figured I'd ask. Anyone seen another skeleton around? Tall, loud, likes saying "nyeh heh heh"? He's like me, but the opposite in every conceivable way.

Let me know.

[And the feed goes dark.]

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[Usually the only thing that looked like skeletons were Akuma in his world. Tyki hasn't quite gotten out of bed yet given the way the covers are bundled up around his shoulders and his hair is a mess. He's on his stomach and with a half hearted angle of the camera somewhat towards he ceiling and his head. He's lazily has it propped up against the headboard.

After all that mess the week before he simply wanted to sleep and sleep long.] And I thought the twins were bad. At least they kept their jokes and pranks to a minimum before lunch.

But no. Given what last week I've seen no one of that sort.

Shame.

[He's not disappointed, since he kept his expectations low to begin with, but...man, still sucks. He misses his bro.]

What'sa matter? You don't like jokes?

I don't want to bring my family here but I wouldn't be opposed to see my niece especially arrive.

[He's a family man after all. He actually misses her.]

No, that's not it. It's actually refreshing to hear them. It's simply too early. [Tyki, it probably isn't even morning anymore. Please.]

[Got him there. Any hour before late noon is too early to be awake, in his book. Why stay awake when you can stay asleep?]

I'm personally of the mind that they can do a lot to lighten the mood.

[That joke doesn't work if it's not actually morning.]

[Sans pls. He'll snort a little into his pillow at that and actually open his eyes to give him a look as he uses a finger to angle the camera towards him.]

I think I could do without my brother given his antics for a little longer but having my niece around would certainly lighten the mood. She's quite cheery when she wants to be and would keep me rather busy with either demands or the need for sweets.

Family. 'S for annoying the living daylights outta you. And also being the people you can trust.

Isn't that the truth, good sir. Of course, it does take a bit to try my patience when it comes to them.

[Another pun actually caused him to chuckle rather muffled into his pillow.] Just how many jokes do you have and should I expect your brother to be the same?

[That gets another amused laugh from Sans.]

Papyrus? Nah, he can't stand my jokes. Not very humerus for a skeleton, I guess.

[Well, this certainly is one way to wake up. He's not making much progress but he seems to be waking up a little bit more each joke.]

Papyrus, hmm? That shouldn't be too hard to remember. [From a guy that usually defaults to nicknames.] My niece's name is Road Kamelot. She'll rise rather easily into a good joke. Despite her age she is very child like. I suppose I should give you mine as well, friend. Tyki Mikk.

[eyyyy this guy gets it]

Name's Sans. I'll keep an eyesocket out for your niece then, just in case. But it sounds like neither of them are exactly subtle. Which is good, or I'd be in morning.

[That's probably too morbid a joke to make. But...eh, what's the point in amending it now? It's already been said.]

Oho, she'll be whining or complain. Her demands will be high and she'll be expecting more than she'll get.

[He doesn't mind morbid. But look, he's managed to lift his head into his arm. Sans will actually get an entire face now.] A pleasure to meet you, Sans.

Same.

[He waves a hand in lazy greeting.]

So you're a human, right?

Yes, I am. [Technically speaking he was classified as a Noah but they were generally humans with an awaken gene that set them apart as advanced. No one on his world that knew would call him human... except one.

Amused tone.] I take it you're not.

Nah, I'm a monster. Different species.

[Tyki looks human so close enough, right?]

[Yep, looks as human as a human can be at least for now.]

Sometimes, I think otherwise but that is besides the point. Skeletons are simply considered monsters then?

Pretty much. There's humans and there's monsters where I come from. Bit of variety to both.

Same with my world. Humans outnumber monsters and they don't exactly get along. Which is a shame considering how talents are often beneficial to each other.

Yeah, there was this whole war with ours. You deal with anything similar?

[That'd be interesting. How many variables potentially overlap?]

[He's trying to hide the grin that is threatening to crack into his smile.]

I'm in the middle of it right now. Humans versus monsters and those humans considered monsters that ally with monsters. In my opinion, monsters are likely winning.

Wow. Sounds familiar.

[Incredibly familiar. They've all got their constants. So what variables have changed?]

Whose side are you on?

[The grin finally cracks. He's been outed by several. No point in hiding. Besides, he's starting to like this skeleton.]

Not humans, Sans. In our war, I kill them especially if they are involved in it. They are the enemy.

[There's an edge to that smile. It's a familiar expression, though it's not one Sans totes out for just any reason. His expression remains placid. He simply nods.]

Won't pretend I don't get where you're comin' from.

[Though he carefully avoids passing judgment on either side.]

[Tyki's expressive and doesn't have much restraint unless someone is there to ground him. At least he's awake now. That smile will calm from the lack of momentum.]

But that doesn't matter here. There's no point in killing humans right now. They aren't from our worlds even if a handful of them still judge the same way. [Not that he's ever cared.] At least not the ones that aren't from my world.

No point in killing 'em at all.

[Ha. He says it with the faint air of a private joke, though he doesn't explain it.]

Anyway. Far as I can tell, most of 'em here are good people.

[Now that the conversation has woken him enough to rest his cheek into his hand he'll tilt his head in question at the way he says it.]

Most of them. One of them would kill me on sight if he saw me. One slip up from anyone else and they'll keep an eye on you.