skelebro: (ayyyyyy lmao)
sans. ([personal profile] skelebro) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-06-23 11:35 pm

video; we had a riel good time

[There's a skeleton on the network. He seems pretty unperturbed about his state of being, actually, and in fact looks rather cheerful, all things considered. He's got the camera lodged or propped up somewhere, because he's not carrying it. That would evidently require too much work. No, Sans has his bony hands shoved in his jacket pockets, addressing a point of space slightly to the left of his device.]

So that was pretty fun, huh? Not actually the weirdest thing that's ever happened me, believe it or not. I bet all that fog sure won't be...mist.

[He chuckles, and the lights in his eyesockets focus on the screen.]

Anyway. I've been around the block a few times, but I just figured I'd ask. Anyone seen another skeleton around? Tall, loud, likes saying "nyeh heh heh"? He's like me, but the opposite in every conceivable way.

Let me know.

[And the feed goes dark.]
tongueamok: (➣ i can see i'm going to have to ask)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2016-06-24 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHY]

You were born a skeleton.

[The unsure look is back.]

How does that work, exactly?
tongueamok: (➣ decisions decisions)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2016-06-24 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[While he gives Sans a dubious look at his first answer (because no, he's fairly certain a skeleton couldn't be born the same way a living being is), he actually shrugs and nods at his second explanation. Magic can do a lot of things.]

Fair enough. So instead of humans, I assume that these, er... monsters are the norm where you come from.
tongueamok: (➣ if only they saw me now)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2016-06-24 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Sealed underground?

[Well... that sounds terrible even by his standards, especially if all the other unde— er, monsters are as sociable as this one.]

What a strange world you come from. The monsters from my homeworld are more fitting of the name, and the skeletons anything but friendly. I apologize.

I suppose you'd say that was a grave misjudgment on my part.

[Oh no. Don't get him started.]
Edited 2016-06-24 23:53 (UTC)
tongueamok: (➣ it's true and also not true)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2016-06-25 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I see. Let's hope that any other, ah... monsters who show up here are as humerus as you.

[Carlisle Longinmouth, nephew of infamous monster and undead hunters Benistad and Boris Longinmouth, is getting along with a talking skeleton. Alert the media.

Or don't because he doesn't need another reason they should have disowned him.]
tongueamok: (➣ decisions decisions)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2016-06-25 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Carlisle has a nervous smile to himself. Cisth, he is bantering with a skeleton. Someone help him.]

Yes, it's bad enough we all have a bone to pick with the false gods for bringing us here. It'd be best if they didn't bring in something even more unsavory. We apparently have people here who can do that all on their own.
tongueamok: (➣ one of the many things i know)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2016-06-25 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Carlisle will be mortified the second he realizes other people can see this mess.]

I'm sure there are a few here who would find such witticisms to be punbearable.
Edited 2016-06-25 00:47 (UTC)
tongueamok: (➣ arguably good)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2016-06-25 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I agree. Perhaps with another joke enthusiast around, I'll be less bonely.

[Oh, that's a more genuine smile. Look at him, making friends with someon that, ten minutes ago, he would have considered one of his greatest fears.

Well, they still are. One doesn't spend a lifetime in fear of necromancers, only to be cured of his undead-related apprehension in less than an hour. Baby steps.]


Ah, forgive my rudeness. Not just earlier, but this whole time. I'm Carlisle Longinmouth.
tongueamok: (➣ unfortunate circumstances)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2016-06-25 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose some of us are just dead set in our ways.

[Even when he's feeling guilty and apologetic, he keeps up.]
tongueamok: (➣ i thought of what i missed)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2016-06-26 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
You speak as though everything is spine and dandy, but as someone who knows a thing or two about bad reputations, I should endeavor to be more understanding. I am sure you did not choose to be, er... born a skeleton.