hadriel | text; secret video

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text; secret video

Hello.

My name is Castiel, and I'm a healer. I'm pleased to tell you that I will now be available at the clinic for any purpose between healing a scratch and bringing you back from the brink of death. I would like to speak to anyone whose needs may be different from those of the average person, in particular if your physiology isn't human, or human similar. I can't heal my own kind, but it may be possible for me to assist others; I would simply prefer not to discover such flaws in an emergency.

Um. It's nice to meet you, if you're new here.

[ Unbeknownst to Castiel as he texts back to people his phone will also broadcast video of him as he texts with one of these two snapchat features auto-activated throughout the entire conversation. His text is also white. So fun. Want to tell him what's happening? ]

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I managed to catch most of it. I didn't know you spoke Danish.

I don't. Can ask for a beer, normally. About it. [ okay once she's changed her background... this is sort of doable? ] No idea what you were trying to say.

I was trying to say that the gods are likely to be at fault for this problem, although we cannot possibly write off that it's the result of some other kind of intervention.

Thinking the same. Not sure why you would bother, but... [ it is weird, not being able to read your own texts once they're sent because she still doesn't know this fucking language. ]

There is one person who is adding all kinds of applications to these devices recently, perhaps you could speak to them?

Think they know Danish?

P.S. horns don't suit you.

Perhaps you ought to use the video function.

Why does everyone think I have horns?

No. [ too embarrassing for words.

also, instead of a reply, have an attachment titled 'scrnst1.jpg' ]

I can't open whatever it is you sent me.

If I'm a cat, you're a demon. Or an angel, sometimes.

... You keep sending videos with filters on them. [ this is more danish than she used in seven fucking years wtf rage. ]

It's not my intention to do so.

No shit, Sherlock. [ WELL AT LEAST THAT WAS IN ENGLISH. Although it was supposed to say "Got that." ] Part of this whole glitch thing? [ .... and now we're back to Danish oh fuck her life. ]

I believe so. Although to tell the truth if I knew that these things existed I would have begun to do them a long time ago. They're entertaining.

Don't think they did before today.

Well now we have them. It's very exciting. I can't imagine what kind of emotion this would be intended to cause, however...

[ Rage, because she looks ridiculous as a cat jfc. ] Would say embarrassment if that was any use to any of them. [ Okay, but can she please have her texts in a language she properly understands and not goddamn Danish. Way to remind her that she spent seven years there and learned shit all. ]

We didn't summon Confusion, did we?

Sorrow.

Unless they're lying to us. [ That would be a way to inspire confusion. Pretend you're a different god than you are. ]

It would be a good way to promote confusion.

You're not wrong.

I suppose we can't know unless one claims responsibility.

[ He doesn't know he read her mind. Pointing out the obvious is just how he is. ]

[ Yeah, it is all a bit pointless to pontificate, isn't it? ]

You're right.

And if they are responsible we should be relieved that they are engaging us this way instead of some of the other things that they might be doing.

Be happy the phones haven't blown up in our faces, you mean?

Yes.

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