text; secret video

[strangelic]

Hello.

My name is Castiel, and I'm a healer. I'm pleased to tell you that I will now be available at the clinic for any purpose between healing a scratch and bringing you back from the brink of death. I would like to speak to anyone whose needs may be different from those of the average person, in particular if your physiology isn't human, or human similar. I can't heal my own kind, but it may be possible for me to assist others; I would simply prefer not to discover such flaws in an emergency.

Um. It's nice to meet you, if you're new here.

[ Unbeknownst to Castiel as he texts back to people his phone will also broadcast video of him as he texts with one of these two snapchat features auto-activated throughout the entire conversation. His text is also white. So fun. Want to tell him what's happening? ]

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video;

[dedikated]

Looks like text posts aren't working right. Can't read a thing.

[ of course, it isn't easy to take that seriously when kate has this filter going on, is it? ]

video;

[strangelic]

[ He will come back to the reading thing later because: ]

Kate! You're a cat!

video > audio;

[dedikated]

[ and you're an angel, what's your point?

OH. ] Oh, for fuck's--

[ excuse her changing to audio. ] Guess it isn't just text, then. [ clearly not, since some of that came out muffled and broken up. ]

audio;

[strangelic]

Um. I'm not sure what you're saying. Do that to me one more time?

audio;

[dedikated]

[ very emphatically, dammit she will be heard over this shit: ] No. Seems like the network is fucked. [ oh lord in heaven give her fucking strength. ]

audio;

[strangelic]

[ He tried to say "I'm sure it's not that bad", and what he actually says is: ]

You can't always get what you want, but if you try, sometimes you get what you need.

audio; see keywords

[dedikated]

[ oh my lord this would almost be funny if it wasn't so annoying. ]

Don't think I need this. [ wait is her end beginning to correct? halle-fuckin'-lujah. ] What the fuck is going on.

[kickingand]

[ Would you like some help, Cas? Dean thinks you'd like some help-- ]

ʇᴉɥs ǝǝs ʇuɐɔ ᴉ

audio; you are making so much work for me right now.

[strangelic]

But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor and when I die I expect to find Him laughing.

audio; i'd be sorry but it's wonderful.

[dedikated]

[ you know...that actually makes sense. ]

Of course. [ s i g h. ] Might have to talk face to face. [ and there go the glitches again. half of that sentence was in Danish. ]

[strangelic]

Why is your writing upside down?

Wait, perhaps my phone is upside down.

[kickingand]

ɐpɐu llᴉʇs ǝdou

audio; sobbing into hands

[strangelic]

[ Oh you thought you understood that tag didn't you this one is more than making up for it. "I didn't know you speak Danish" becomes... ]

[The untranscribed speaking in tongues that makes up the second bridge in this song]

video;

[strangelic]

[ Castiel appears on the video finally and he's a little grumpy because of all of this, but surprise he also looks like a demon with horns and everything. ]

You need to change the background.

not video yet!!

[kickingand]

noʎ ɹoɟ ʞool pooƃ ɐ sǝɹǝɥʇ ʍou

audio > text fiiine; business as usual here tbh

[dedikated]

[ well. then. she's just...going to try something else. maybe they can at least highlight white text. ]

How much of what I said made sense? [ oh. that's. also. danish. she doesn't even speak that much danish. ]

text;

[strangelic]

I managed to catch most of it. I didn't know you spoke Danish.

hdu video

[strangelic]

[ Did I mention it's also upside down cause that's how Cas is holding the phone. ]

I don't know what you're talking about.

text;

[dedikated]

I don't. Can ask for a beer, normally. About it. [ okay once she's changed her background... this is sort of doable? ] No idea what you were trying to say.

so rood

[kickingand]

[ oh well okay so less of a good look but whatever, dean is still laughing his ass off wherever he's hanging out right now. ]

¿ƃuᴉɥʇ suɹoɥ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉop ʇou ǝɹnoʎ

text;

[strangelic]

I was trying to say that the gods are likely to be at fault for this problem, although we cannot possibly write off that it's the result of some other kind of intervention.

[strangelic]

[ Castiel looks around, and then he squints at the screen and raises his right hand and literally just makes little horns with his fingers as though to say 'this?' ]

[kickingand]

[ if only you could hear him cracking up. ]

ƃuᴉɥʇ uɹoɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʇou ou ɥn

[strangelic]

Is there another horn thing?

[ Most confused.

RAGE THIS EVENT IS NOT WORKING OUT AS YOU PLANNED. ]

text;

[dedikated]

Thinking the same. Not sure why you would bother, but... [ it is weird, not being able to read your own texts once they're sent because she still doesn't know this fucking language. ]