hadriel | text; secret video

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text; secret video

Hello.

My name is Castiel, and I'm a healer. I'm pleased to tell you that I will now be available at the clinic for any purpose between healing a scratch and bringing you back from the brink of death. I would like to speak to anyone whose needs may be different from those of the average person, in particular if your physiology isn't human, or human similar. I can't heal my own kind, but it may be possible for me to assist others; I would simply prefer not to discover such flaws in an emergency.

Um. It's nice to meet you, if you're new here.

[ Unbeknownst to Castiel as he texts back to people his phone will also broadcast video of him as he texts with one of these two snapchat features auto-activated throughout the entire conversation. His text is also white. So fun. Want to tell him what's happening? ]

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[ He will come back to the reading thing later because: ]

Kate! You're a cat!

[ and you're an angel, what's your point?

OH. ] Oh, for fuck's--

[ excuse her changing to audio. ] Guess it isn't just text, then. [ clearly not, since some of that came out muffled and broken up. ]

Um. I'm not sure what you're saying. Do that to me one more time?

[ very emphatically, dammit she will be heard over this shit: ] No. Seems like the network is fucked. [ oh lord in heaven give her fucking strength. ]

[ He tried to say "I'm sure it's not that bad", and what he actually says is: ]

You can't always get what you want, but if you try, sometimes you get what you need.

[ oh my lord this would almost be funny if it wasn't so annoying. ]

Don't think I need this. [ wait is her end beginning to correct? halle-fuckin'-lujah. ] What the fuck is going on.

But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor and when I die I expect to find Him laughing.

[ you know...that actually makes sense. ]

Of course. [ s i g h. ] Might have to talk face to face. [ and there go the glitches again. half of that sentence was in Danish. ]

[ Oh you thought you understood that tag didn't you this one is more than making up for it. "I didn't know you speak Danish" becomes... ]

[The untranscribed speaking in tongues that makes up the second bridge in this song]

[ well. then. she's just...going to try something else. maybe they can at least highlight white text. ]

How much of what I said made sense? [ oh. that's. also. danish. she doesn't even speak ~~that much~~ danish. ]

I managed to catch most of it. I didn't know you spoke Danish.

I don't. Can ask for a beer, normally. About it. [ okay once she's changed her background... this is sort of doable? ] No idea what you were trying to say.

I was trying to say that the gods are likely to be at fault for this problem, although we cannot possibly write off that it's the result of some other kind of intervention.

Thinking the same. Not sure why you would bother, but... [ it is weird, not being able to read your own texts once they're sent because she still doesn't know this fucking language. ]

There is one person who is adding all kinds of applications to these devices recently, perhaps you could speak to them?

Think they know Danish?

P.S. horns don't suit you.

Perhaps you ought to use the video function.

Why does everyone think I have horns?

No. [ too embarrassing for words.

also, instead of a reply, have an attachment titled 'scrnst1.jpg' ]

I can't open whatever it is you sent me.

If I'm a cat, you're a demon. Or an angel, sometimes.

... You keep sending videos with filters on them. [ this is more danish than she used in seven fucking years wtf rage. ]

It's not my intention to do so.

No shit, Sherlock. [ WELL AT LEAST THAT WAS IN ENGLISH. Although it was supposed to say "Got that." ] Part of this whole glitch thing? [ .... and now we're back to Danish oh fuck her life. ]

I believe so. Although to tell the truth if I knew that these things existed I would have begun to do them a long time ago. They're entertaining.

Don't think they did before today.

Well now we have them. It's very exciting. I can't imagine what kind of emotion this would be intended to cause, however...

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audio; sobbing into hands

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