text; secret video

[strangelic]

Hello.

My name is Castiel, and I'm a healer. I'm pleased to tell you that I will now be available at the clinic for any purpose between healing a scratch and bringing you back from the brink of death. I would like to speak to anyone whose needs may be different from those of the average person, in particular if your physiology isn't human, or human similar. I can't heal my own kind, but it may be possible for me to assist others; I would simply prefer not to discover such flaws in an emergency.

Um. It's nice to meet you, if you're new here.

[ Unbeknownst to Castiel as he texts back to people his phone will also broadcast video of him as he texts with one of these two snapchat features auto-activated throughout the entire conversation. His text is also white. So fun. Want to tell him what's happening? ]

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video;

[dedikated]

Looks like text posts aren't working right. Can't read a thing.

[ of course, it isn't easy to take that seriously when kate has this filter going on, is it? ]

video;

[strangelic]

[ He will come back to the reading thing later because: ]

Kate! You're a cat!

video > audio;

[dedikated]

[ and you're an angel, what's your point?

OH. ] Oh, for fuck's--

[ excuse her changing to audio. ] Guess it isn't just text, then. [ clearly not, since some of that came out muffled and broken up. ]

audio;

[strangelic]

Um. I'm not sure what you're saying. Do that to me one more time?

audio;

[dedikated]

[ very emphatically, dammit she will be heard over this shit: ] No. Seems like the network is fucked. [ oh lord in heaven give her fucking strength. ]

audio;

[strangelic]

[ He tried to say "I'm sure it's not that bad", and what he actually says is: ]

You can't always get what you want, but if you try, sometimes you get what you need.

audio; see keywords

[dedikated]

[ oh my lord this would almost be funny if it wasn't so annoying. ]

Don't think I need this. [ wait is her end beginning to correct? halle-fuckin'-lujah. ] What the fuck is going on.

audio; you are making so much work for me right now.

[strangelic]

But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor and when I die I expect to find Him laughing.

audio; i'd be sorry but it's wonderful.

[dedikated]

[ you know...that actually makes sense. ]

Of course. [ s i g h. ] Might have to talk face to face. [ and there go the glitches again. half of that sentence was in Danish. ]

[kickingand]

[ Would you like some help, Cas? Dean thinks you'd like some help-- ]

ʇᴉɥs ǝǝs ʇuɐɔ ᴉ

[strangelic]

Why is your writing upside down?

Wait, perhaps my phone is upside down.

[kickingand]

ɐpɐu llᴉʇs ǝdou

video;

[strangelic]

[ Castiel appears on the video finally and he's a little grumpy because of all of this, but surprise he also looks like a demon with horns and everything. ]

You need to change the background.

not video yet!!

[kickingand]

noʎ ɹoɟ ʞool pooƃ ɐ sǝɹǝɥʇ ʍou

hdu video

[strangelic]

[ Did I mention it's also upside down cause that's how Cas is holding the phone. ]

I don't know what you're talking about.

so rood

[kickingand]

[ oh well okay so less of a good look but whatever, dean is still laughing his ass off wherever he's hanging out right now. ]

¿ƃuᴉɥʇ suɹoɥ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉop ʇou ǝɹnoʎ

[strangelic]

[ Castiel looks around, and then he squints at the screen and raises his right hand and literally just makes little horns with his fingers as though to say 'this?' ]

text for now

[knifecollecting]

C̻̜̲͍̻̰͎͊̾͐̈̈̕͠͝ͅą̢̹͈̙̳̘̅̀̀̃͑̏̑̎͜s̯͎̹̭̥̫̜̰͌͒͆͐̊̋̚͠?̡̨͉̪̜͇̟̤̍́̀͗͂͋͆͝

w̉̑͛̏̈́̔͋͗ȅ͂͂̍͆͒̐͝ ̌̏͌͛̎̾̚͝c̓̈̂̄̍̂͑͂a̛͊̆̋͊̕̕̚n̋̃̽̌̂̉̕̕'̂͗̾͌̆̅̋̚t̽͗̀̌̐̽͗͗ ̄̏̾͛́̅̀̕r̀̽͆̍͐̚͝͝e̔͗̅͑̑̅̋̆ȁ̍̈́̆̒̉͝͠d̄̅̽̾́̈́͝ ̅͒͐̆̀̃̈́͘t͋̔̂̆̔̐̕̕h̎̎͌͆̈́̉̈͠a̎̒̿̊̅͂͊́t̛͋͗̆̎̃̋̔

[strangelic]

Of course you can.

Are you having trouble parsing english?

text > video

[knifecollecting]

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[It takes her a second, but she switches to video since he was broadcasting video too. ]

It's blank.

video

[strangelic]

I've been writing words. I don't know why you can't see them.

[ Yes, his head is cocked at 90 degrees still, just for a second. ]

video

[knifecollecting]

Do you know what's going on? [There's a series of beeps as she tries to ask another question - "Is this normal?"]

video

[strangelic]

Kate and I suspect it may be something to do with the gods, or perhaps one of the other people who call this place home. It may simply be an accident.

video

[knifecollecting]

[She nods. That's...probably the answer. This place is so weird.]

Does this happen a lot?

video

[strangelic]

No. No, not this specific thing. This is new.