text; secret video

[strangelic]

Hello.

My name is Castiel, and I'm a healer. I'm pleased to tell you that I will now be available at the clinic for any purpose between healing a scratch and bringing you back from the brink of death. I would like to speak to anyone whose needs may be different from those of the average person, in particular if your physiology isn't human, or human similar. I can't heal my own kind, but it may be possible for me to assist others; I would simply prefer not to discover such flaws in an emergency.

Um. It's nice to meet you, if you're new here.

[ Unbeknownst to Castiel as he texts back to people his phone will also broadcast video of him as he texts with one of these two snapchat features auto-activated throughout the entire conversation. His text is also white. So fun. Want to tell him what's happening? ]

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[kickingand]

[ if only you could hear him cracking up. ]

ƃuᴉɥʇ uɹoɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʇou ou ɥn

[strangelic]

Is there another horn thing?

[ Most confused.

RAGE THIS EVENT IS NOT WORKING OUT AS YOU PLANNED. ]

[kickingand]

[ the sheer number of dirty jokes Dean could make out of that........ ]

ǝuo ɹǝɥʇouɐ sᴉ ʍou ʇɥƃᴉɹ ƃuᴉop ǝɹnoʎ ƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɥʇ

[strangelic]

The thing I'm doing right now?

[ He's looking in all sorts of directions, and then he squints back at the screen because damn right he's going to go there: ]

Is this something to do with my penis?

[kickingand]

oʍʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ssǝlun ʇou

[ WAIT DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT. ]

[strangelic]

[ DEAN. ]

I haven't checked recently. I didn't know I had to worry about anything like that! Besides, you humans seem to like your genitalia so much, I can't imagine you'd be displeased to discover a second...

[kickingand]

puɐɥ ɥɔɐǝ ɹoɟ ǝuo ǝʌɐɥ pnoʎ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ʇnq

ǝnlq ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ǝuo puoɔǝs ɐ ʇnoɹds ɐuuoƃ ʇou ǝɹnoʎ 'ʇᴉ ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɹoʍ ɐʇʇoƃ ʇuop noʎ

[ Y U P. ]

[strangelic]

[ W O W ]

Is that something that appeals to you? The idea of having one penis for each hand? It seemed like a common theme in the pornography that I watched.

1/2

[kickingand]

┴ON SI ┴∀H┴ ON ⅄ƎH

[kickingand]

SʞƆIp ƎH┴ H┴IM Hפ∩ONƎ

[strangelic]

You're the one who said I was horny. I didn't start this conversation.

[kickingand]

¡ʎuɹoɥ noʎ ǝpɐɯ oɥʍ ǝuo ǝɥʇ ʇou ɯᴉ

[strangelic]

I hope you're not implying that Kate did.

[kickingand]

¿ǝɥs pᴉp

[strangelic]

No!

[kickingand]

¿ǝɹns noʎ

[strangelic]

I'm sure. This isn't funny, Dean.

[kickingand]

ƃuᴉɥƃnɐl ǝɯ ǝǝs noʎ op ʎǝɥ

[strangelic]

I can hear you laughing.

[kickingand]

[ Well at least he's enjoying himself?! ]

ɹǝʇʇǝq ʎuɐ lǝǝɟ noʎ sǝʞɐɯ ʇᴉ ɟᴉ suɹoɥ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉƃpnɾ ʇou ɯᴉ

[strangelic]

I'm really not best pleased with you right now. I have no idea what's so funny.

[ That's practically chastising from Cas. ]

[not here]

[dedikated]

[ DEAN SHE SWEARS TO GOD. ]

[not here]

[kickingand]

[ SHUT UP HE'S THE FUNNIEST. ]

[not here]

[dedikated]

[ No. ]

[not here]

[kickingand]

[ always. ]