hadriel | text; secret video

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text; secret video

Hello.

My name is Castiel, and I'm a healer. I'm pleased to tell you that I will now be available at the clinic for any purpose between healing a scratch and bringing you back from the brink of death. I would like to speak to anyone whose needs may be different from those of the average person, in particular if your physiology isn't human, or human similar. I can't heal my own kind, but it may be possible for me to assist others; I would simply prefer not to discover such flaws in an emergency.

Um. It's nice to meet you, if you're new here.

[ Unbeknownst to Castiel as he texts back to people his phone will also broadcast video of him as he texts with one of these two snapchat features auto-activated throughout the entire conversation. His text is also white. So fun. Want to tell him what's happening? ]

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noʎ ɹoɟ ʞool pooƃ ɐ sǝɹǝɥʇ ʍou

Edited 2016-07-12 21:02 (UTC)

[ Did I mention it's also upside down cause that's how Cas is holding the phone. ]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[ oh well okay so less of a good look but whatever, dean is still laughing his ass off wherever he's hanging out right now. ]

¿ƃuᴉɥʇ suɹoɥ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉop ʇou ǝɹnoʎ

[ Castiel looks around, and then he squints at the screen and raises his right hand and literally just makes little horns with his fingers as though to say 'this?' ]

[ if only you could hear him cracking up. ]

ƃuᴉɥʇ uɹoɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʇou ou ɥn

Is there another horn thing?

[ Most confused.

RAGE THIS EVENT IS NOT WORKING OUT AS YOU PLANNED. ]

[ the sheer number of dirty jokes Dean could make out of that........ ]

ǝuo ɹǝɥʇouɐ sᴉ ʍou ʇɥƃᴉɹ ƃuᴉop ǝɹnoʎ ƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɥʇ

The thing I'm doing right now?

[ He's looking in all sorts of directions, and then he squints back at the screen because damn right he's going to go there: ]

Is this something to do with my penis?

oʍʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ssǝlun ʇou

[ WAIT DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT. ]

Edited 2016-07-12 22:39 (UTC)

[ DEAN. ]

I haven't checked recently. I didn't know I had to worry about anything like that! Besides, you humans seem to like your genitalia so much, I can't imagine you'd be displeased to discover a second...

puɐɥ ɥɔɐǝ ɹoɟ ǝuo ǝʌɐɥ pnoʎ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ʇnq

ǝnlq ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ǝuo puoɔǝs ɐ ʇnoɹds ɐuuoƃ ʇou ǝɹnoʎ 'ʇᴉ ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɹoʍ ɐʇʇoƃ ʇuop noʎ

[ Y U P. ]

[ W O W ]

Is that something that appeals to you? The idea of having one penis for each hand? It seemed like a common theme in the pornography that I watched.