Video; MISFIRE

[stepford_smiler]

[So what was going to be a post about gathering up supplies for jams and pickles and all of those wonderful things, comes out as an abomination.



[Good luck hearing anything he's saying with all of that loud rap and obnoxious airhorn noise in the back ground.

The video goes on for a horrifying five minutes as Hakkai thinks he's calmly asking the citizens of Hadriel for their help in gathering up jars and sugar to preserve some of the produce. But it's all reputation destroying and image ruining goodness.]

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video;

[onetrueprince]

[ ...

That is something he has never seen before, and it's not something he ever wants to see again. Ever again..

Despite his very extreme confusion, he somehow manages to keep a straight face, completely deadpan. Luckily, his video isn't currently glitched, filtered, or otherwise compromised. ]

... Don't quote me boy 'cause I ain't said shit.

[ ... Too bad the audio is. That was totally supposed to be "What the hell was that?" But nah man. Not sounding like that so much. ]

Video

[stepford_smiler]

[why does God hate him so as to place this cursed image onto his visage?]

Bitches ain't shit and they ain't sayin' nothin'. A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nothing.

[Which is supposed to be asking "What on earth is going on with the phones". But that didn't come out.]

video;

[onetrueprince]

[ Oh dear God. Okay, that brakes his straight face. He blinks a few times, then squints. ]

I'm in that boxframe cadillac swervin' off the exit ramp.

[ Supposed to be: "Whatever is going on, this isn't working." (Yeah, no shit, your highness.) He still has no idea his own words are getting just as crossed, but. Well. Surely he'll figure it out soon enough. ]

video->text

[stepford_smiler]

[Yeah, he has no idea that things are going screwy on his end, either. He goes from video to text to maybe make it easier on Kougaiji.]

#nofilter #forrealsies #homeboy

[Goddammit]

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[onetrueprince]

[ ... Yeah that's not much better. (What the hell is a hashtag?) ]

are you all right

[ It's not until after he sends it that he sees HOLY SHIT THAT'S PINK. What the FUCK. ]

what is going on !!