Video; MISFIRE

[stepford_smiler]

[So what was going to be a post about gathering up supplies for jams and pickles and all of those wonderful things, comes out as an abomination.



[Good luck hearing anything he's saying with all of that loud rap and obnoxious airhorn noise in the back ground.

The video goes on for a horrifying five minutes as Hakkai thinks he's calmly asking the citizens of Hadriel for their help in gathering up jars and sugar to preserve some of the produce. But it's all reputation destroying and image ruining goodness.]

Comments

text;

[verinumeri]

[Anything on the network is dangerous at the moment. Surely a quick text would be safest?]

Mr. Hakkai,

y u 4ll up 1n my 34r? 74lk1n' 4 wh0l3 bunch 0f 5h17 1 41n'7 7ry1n6 70 h34r??????

text;

[stepford_smiler]

[No it wasn't.]

#wut #wtf #lol #uokay

#STRAIGHTOUTTACHANGAN

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[verinumeri]

7h3 64m3 607 5w17ch3d 0n 50m3 d0c 6077l13b 5h17

voice;

[verinumeri]

[ VOICE, HE'LL TRY VOICE? Wherein he apologizes and attempts to explain.

Alas, what comes out is a strange mixture of this and this. ]

NOT HERE BUT KINDA ACTION???

[fortunefavored]

[SHRIEKING LAUGHTER FROM THE LIVING ROOM OF HOUSE NO 1 IN DELIGHT'S HOUSING]

audio;

[dedikated]

[ SURELY AUDIO IS SAFER. RIGHT?

nope, because instead of 'Hakkai, you're glitched,' it sounds like: ] My advice if you get shot down is get the fuck up.

audio;

[stepford_smiler]

[Trying to reply "Excuse me, I don't know what you mean by that" comes out like]

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants.

audio;

[dedikated]

[ What should be said: Let's talk in person.

what is: ] I'mma tell y'all what Papi told me
I got what you need, 19,5 a key

ACTION…

[inappropriatelaughter]

[ Gojyo walks into whatever room Hakkai's in, totally nonchalant, and stops next to him, fiddling with his phone for a second.

Hakkai's post comes up. WOW, check out that airhorn. Gojyo hands him the phone wordlessly and claps a hand on his shoulder.

He's here for you buddy. ]

ACTION....orz

[stepford_smiler]

[Hakkai is confused at first about what that racket could possibly be until the phone is in his hands and the sight of his prim and proper image being annihilated right there in front of him.

There are no words.

The phone just trembles in his hand as a smile calmly rises to his face.]

ACTION

[perceives_sunlight]

[ He saw the post too. It was very confusion. He hears Gojyo heading out of his room and to where Hakkai is.. so the small boy peeks out from his door. He sees Hakkai take the phone. He doesn't see the scary smile. So he replies-- ]

...Hakkai, I didn't know you smoked like Gojyo and Sanzo. Am I the only who who's not all icky now...?

video;

[onetrueprince]

[ ...

That is something he has never seen before, and it's not something he ever wants to see again. Ever again..

Despite his very extreme confusion, he somehow manages to keep a straight face, completely deadpan. Luckily, his video isn't currently glitched, filtered, or otherwise compromised. ]

... Don't quote me boy 'cause I ain't said shit.

[ ... Too bad the audio is. That was totally supposed to be "What the hell was that?" But nah man. Not sounding like that so much. ]

Video

[stepford_smiler]

[why does God hate him so as to place this cursed image onto his visage?]

Bitches ain't shit and they ain't sayin' nothin'. A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nothing.

[Which is supposed to be asking "What on earth is going on with the phones". But that didn't come out.]

video;

[onetrueprince]

[ Oh dear God. Okay, that brakes his straight face. He blinks a few times, then squints. ]

I'm in that boxframe cadillac swervin' off the exit ramp.

[ Supposed to be: "Whatever is going on, this isn't working." (Yeah, no shit, your highness.) He still has no idea his own words are getting just as crossed, but. Well. Surely he'll figure it out soon enough. ]

text;

[pullback]

How obnoxious.

[ don't worry Hakkai, at least you aren't the only one with image destroying whatever. ]

text;

[stepford_smiler]

#sparkles #whatever #butthatsnoneofmybusinesstho

#STRAIGHTOUTTACHINA

text;

[pullback]

If I could, rest assured I would get rid of these sparkles easily. However, I can't turn them off in the first place!

text

[fortunefavored]

[unlike everyone else, Newt was actually TRYING to add rap lyrics.

Instead, he'll get this:]

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[stepford_smiler]

#memelord #wtf #lol

#STRAIGHTOUTTACHINA #EASTSIDE

[This is getting out of hand.]

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[fortunefavored]

T'would seem as though such thoughts that I would inscribe do reveal themselves to be similarly yet quite differently expressed in thine public missive.


[okay but what the fuck does that even mean?]

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[skelebro]

YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE.

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[stepford_smiler]

#icanteven #wtf #thuglyfe

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[skelebro]

PRESUMABLY YOU'RE HAVING THE SAME ISSUES AS EVERYONE ELSE.

[Audio]

[thechoiceisyours]

[This is the best event ever, mostly because Chris isn't affected and is just taking the opportunity for some harmless fun. Sorry that this is the first thing he's ever said to you, Hakkai.]

How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer

[Audio] Chris gets 2pac

[stepford_smiler]

[Why do you have to be like this?

Especially since Hakkai has no idea that his words are being translated to rap lyrics.]

I'm up before the sunrise, first to hit the block.
Little bad motherfucker with a pocket full of rocks.
And I'm totin' these thangs, get my skinny little ass kicked.