Cho Hakkai (
stepford_smiler) wrote in
hadriel2016-07-13 02:09 pm
Entry tags:
Video; MISFIRE
[So what was going to be a post about gathering up supplies for jams and pickles and all of those wonderful things, comes out as an abomination.

[Good luck hearing anything he's saying with all of that loud rap and obnoxious airhorn noise in the back ground.
The video goes on for a horrifying five minutes as Hakkai thinks he's calmly asking the citizens of Hadriel for their help in gathering up jars and sugar to preserve some of the produce. But it's all reputation destroying and image ruining goodness.]

[Good luck hearing anything he's saying with all of that loud rap and obnoxious airhorn noise in the back ground.
The video goes on for a horrifying five minutes as Hakkai thinks he's calmly asking the citizens of Hadriel for their help in gathering up jars and sugar to preserve some of the produce. But it's all reputation destroying and image ruining goodness.]

[Audio] Chris gets 2pac
Especially since Hakkai has no idea that his words are being translated to rap lyrics.]
I'm up before the sunrise, first to hit the block.
Little bad motherfucker with a pocket full of rocks.
And I'm totin' these thangs, get my skinny little ass kicked.
[Audio] glorious
Not enough not to keep up the joke, though. It's a good thing Chris memorizes song lyrics really easily and has a whole mental library of them.]
This one is for the boys with the boomin' systems
Top down, AC, with the coolin' system
When he come up in the club he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up