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[pighead]

ingredients of a good shitpost:

well thought out

insightful

sincere and kind

lots of emoji + dank memes to make them annoying af

youre welcome hadriel this was a good effort but make your next shitposts even better

Comments

[outermirrors]

Aren't people meant to aspire to the role model as well?

[pighead]

hell yeah you should all be trying to be just like me

[outermirrors]

That was a little too quick of an agreement.

[pighead]

the truth is the truth

im not gonna lie to my adoring public

[outermirrors]

but is it real truth or your truth?

and who is the adoring public you are speaking of, out of curiosity?

[pighead]

both

and you guys

[outermirrors]

I'm not sure that actually works.

I'm going to assume that's a general you for the sake of not coming off as conceited.

[ It isn't too late to avoid that right? ]

[pighead]

hey truth is malleable it can work that way

but thats nice of you i guess

[outermirrors]

It can be, we all like to tell ourselves stories sometimes.

I can be nice when it suits me.

[pighead]

hey, you know em right

[outermirrors]

Yeah, she's cool.

[pighead]

yeah youre like mini em

[outermirrors]

Am I? Is that a good thing?

[pighead]

uhhh

im gonna say yes because if i say anything else im getting my ass kicked

[outermirrors]

Wise choice.

Are you really that easy to bully?

[pighead]

no way i just am full of respect for my friends

[outermirrors]

Oh. That's good, friends are important.

[pighead]

yeah they are

gotta treat them right

[outermirrors]

definitely trying. it isn't always easy though is it.

[pighead]

haha yeah not really

probably just cause im an asshole though

[outermirrors]

Never would have guessed on that last part. I mean you hide it so well.

[pighead]

gotta know who you are

gotta let that asshole flag fly

[outermirrors]

And fly it does. I salute you sir.

[pighead]

finally the recognition ive always deserved