lingeringfear: (ᴀs ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʏᴇs)
lingeringfear ([personal profile] lingeringfear) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-08-13 09:45 am

four ☠ video

Ah... don't mind the lights. I thought they might set the mood a little.

[Fear smiles into the camera. His face is eerily lit by some type of hanging lamp above him, which seems to sway gently in the nonexistent wind. The smile is predatory, the tone is light, yet sinister.]

To all of you new humans, my name is Fear. I opened the Door, and now I've decided to stop your light that has been so generously provided to you since your arrival. For this next few days, I'd like to promote a contest: whoever can scare their fellow friends the most, be it through stories, jokes, or bodily harm- will receive a blessing from me. I'll only give out three blessings.

[There's a pause.]

-ah, and you have five days. Good luck.

[The feed shuts off there. A few minutes later, a new text post from Fear arrives on the network]

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who was afraid of death. Whenever he went out to play, he would hide in a small cave near his home and hope that none of the predators came to eat him up. One day he found a small pathway in the cave, just big enough to fit his body through. He thought he heard the thump of footsteps from outside so he forced himself into the pathway. It twisted and turned so much that light no longer shone through and he was alone in the dark- or so he thought.

He began to hear a soft thump in the wall that he was pressed against. And again. And again. And it came louder and louder, faster and faster. The boy scrambled backward, trying to get back to the surface of the cave, but when he reached the entrance, he only found another wall. In complete darkness, with the thumping sounding like a giant drum in his ears, he screamed.

Some days later, a search party finally found a trace of him when they found... a human heart, still thumping on the ground next to a crumbling rock wall!!!
ishotyouuu: (hrm)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-23 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
a night of debauchery maybe

or a week

i'd be so into being debauched for a whole week, i dunno about you
Edited 2016-08-23 18:05 (UTC)
skelebro: (southern man better keep your head)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-23 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
depends on the level of debauching we're talking here
not sure if any of the gods are really into that sort of thing
ishotyouuu: (are you kidding me)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
wait you mean there ISN'T a god of sex around here?

god dammit i ended up in the wrong place
skelebro: (badabing)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-23 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
oh no, i'm sure there is.
but we haven't resurrected confusion yet.


[Ba dum tssssh.]
ishotyouuu: (side-splitting)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-23 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
fuck you you asshole i just scared the shit out of Hermann cuz i was laughing

o/


[Hopefully Sans will pick up that that's a high-five. Don't leave him hanging, dude.]
skelebro: (it's raining somewhere else)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-23 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[High-fiving across the boundaries of space is 100% Sans's style.]

\o

eh, just say it was my fault. hermann will anyway.
ishotyouuu: (well see it's like this)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-23 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
im pretty sure hes just jealous of our mad skillz dude

not many ppl can pull off puns and poop emojis the way we can amirite
skelebro: (tbh)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-23 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
alas, it's true.
we're lean, mean, memeing machines. there's no stopping us.
ishotyouuu: (chatting it up)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-24 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
exactly we're like major league memers over here

seriously tho we need a sex god up in here pronto

its only been a few months and my right hands already about to file a restraining order
skelebro: (doot doot)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-24 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
would it be too forward to nominate you?
ishotyouuu: (flirty)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-24 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
are you hitting on me dude
skelebro: (this little mcfuckface)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-24 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm a skeleton. how would that even work?
i'm just saying, given the way you've been talking about it...
ishotyouuu: (ain't I a stinker)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-24 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
pretty goddamn well from my experience

dont sell skeletons short dude

you didnt answer my question by the way ;)
skelebro: (how bout i do anyway)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-24 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
at this point i'm afraid to ask.









but nah.
ishotyouuu: (smallest violin)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-24 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ouch

ill do my best not to wake u up when im crying myself to sleep tonight
skelebro: (isn't my brother the coolest)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-24 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
hey, don't take it personally.
i only like puns and hotdogs.
ishotyouuu: (fire in the hole!)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-24 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
hey so do i!

i mean who doesnt love it when their wieners in between two buns amirite


[WADE PLEASE.]
Edited 2016-08-24 21:32 (UTC)
skelebro: (this little mcfuckface)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-24 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm pretty sure pelvic bones don't work like that.
ishotyouuu: (what's all this then?)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-24 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ur probably doing it wrong then

when was YOUR last pelvic exam?


[Wade I don't think you know what that actually means]
skelebro: (stop me if you've heard this one)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-24 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not like we've got a lotta need for doctors when your bodies are made of magic.
i'm pretty sure you'd end up breaking something.
ishotyouuu: (things that make you go hmm...)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-25 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
definitely not the worst thing to happen to me dude

from a hypothetical standpoint, of course
skelebro: (it's raining somewhere else)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-25 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
sure, sure, hypothetically.
i mean, look at the bright side.

i'm pretty sure anyone reading this conversation has gotten a mental picture that's way scarier than anything fear could've come up with.
ishotyouuu: (less than three)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-25 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
aww dont sell urself short dude i happen to think ur pretty cute

okay maybe "short" wasnt the greatest choice of words there but still
skelebro: (shrugs illustratively)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i think you mean it was the best possible choice of words.
but aw thanks, you're sweet.
ishotyouuu: (someone's a grumpy face)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-26 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
wow ur supposed to say "you're not bad looking yourself", u big jerk >:(

way to drop the ball in the compliment tennis match i had going there

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