lingeringfear: (ᴀs ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʏᴇs)
lingeringfear ([personal profile] lingeringfear) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-08-13 09:45 am

four ☠ video

Ah... don't mind the lights. I thought they might set the mood a little.

[Fear smiles into the camera. His face is eerily lit by some type of hanging lamp above him, which seems to sway gently in the nonexistent wind. The smile is predatory, the tone is light, yet sinister.]

To all of you new humans, my name is Fear. I opened the Door, and now I've decided to stop your light that has been so generously provided to you since your arrival. For this next few days, I'd like to promote a contest: whoever can scare their fellow friends the most, be it through stories, jokes, or bodily harm- will receive a blessing from me. I'll only give out three blessings.

[There's a pause.]

-ah, and you have five days. Good luck.

[The feed shuts off there. A few minutes later, a new text post from Fear arrives on the network]

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who was afraid of death. Whenever he went out to play, he would hide in a small cave near his home and hope that none of the predators came to eat him up. One day he found a small pathway in the cave, just big enough to fit his body through. He thought he heard the thump of footsteps from outside so he forced himself into the pathway. It twisted and turned so much that light no longer shone through and he was alone in the dark- or so he thought.

He began to hear a soft thump in the wall that he was pressed against. And again. And again. And it came louder and louder, faster and faster. The boy scrambled backward, trying to get back to the surface of the cave, but when he reached the entrance, he only found another wall. In complete darkness, with the thumping sounding like a giant drum in his ears, he screamed.

Some days later, a search party finally found a trace of him when they found... a human heart, still thumping on the ground next to a crumbling rock wall!!!
ishotyouuu: (fire in the hole!)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-24 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
hey so do i!

i mean who doesnt love it when their wieners in between two buns amirite


[WADE PLEASE.]
Edited 2016-08-24 21:32 (UTC)
skelebro: (this little mcfuckface)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-24 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm pretty sure pelvic bones don't work like that.
ishotyouuu: (what's all this then?)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-24 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ur probably doing it wrong then

when was YOUR last pelvic exam?


[Wade I don't think you know what that actually means]
skelebro: (stop me if you've heard this one)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-24 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not like we've got a lotta need for doctors when your bodies are made of magic.
i'm pretty sure you'd end up breaking something.
ishotyouuu: (things that make you go hmm...)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-25 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
definitely not the worst thing to happen to me dude

from a hypothetical standpoint, of course
skelebro: (it's raining somewhere else)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-25 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
sure, sure, hypothetically.
i mean, look at the bright side.

i'm pretty sure anyone reading this conversation has gotten a mental picture that's way scarier than anything fear could've come up with.
ishotyouuu: (less than three)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-25 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
aww dont sell urself short dude i happen to think ur pretty cute

okay maybe "short" wasnt the greatest choice of words there but still
skelebro: (shrugs illustratively)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i think you mean it was the best possible choice of words.
but aw thanks, you're sweet.
ishotyouuu: (someone's a grumpy face)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-26 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
wow ur supposed to say "you're not bad looking yourself", u big jerk >:(

way to drop the ball in the compliment tennis match i had going there
skelebro: (whatever floats your pontoon my dude)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-26 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
whoops.
is it too late to ap-ulna-gize?
ishotyouuu: (just gonna ponder this turn of events)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-28 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
depends

are u really sorry or are you just patell-ing me a fib-ula to get back into my good graces

no ribbing me now, that kinda thing just makes me ilium
skelebro: (ayyyyyy lmao)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-28 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Heh, he'd almost forgot how good Wade was at this. He can appreciate that.]

don't worry, i won't be stern-um with you.
house number one just wouldn't be the same without you.
ishotyouuu: (got something wrong with your noggin)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
hey dont sell urself short buddy

tibia honest im not rly sure what we would do without you and your category 5 hurricane of puns

i mean considering how humerus u are u could say that ur kinda the backbone of housing 1

u could even say that its ur sacrum duty to keep us entertained

jussayin
skelebro: (southern man better keep your head)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-28 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
you flatter me.
well you're not too shabby yourself, in spine of it all.
ishotyouuu: (omg squee!)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
there we go

now ur catching on with the compliments

also i ran out of bone puns again so u win this round
skelebro: (shrugs illustratively)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
you broke out too many of them all at once.
you gotta pace yourself.
ishotyouuu: (got any booze?)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-28 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
ngl i have that problem with a lot of things
skelebro: (you really are ruthless kid)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-28 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
well, it's a better problem than not doing anything at all.

[Guess whose problem that is.]
ishotyouuu: (it's not 'cause I like you or anything)

wow what the fuck is that icon how dare you

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2016-08-29 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
idk i cant focus on things for shit

my adhd wont ever let me just chill, it sucks
skelebro: (kids these days amiright)

;^]

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-29 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
man, that sucks.
brains really are the worst.