fourth. text.

[torrefied]

In the interest of having it completed some time this century, I'm taking over the project to create a guide document for new arrivals.

[And he's starting it from scratch, no thanks to Chris.]

If you can tear yourselves away from telling ghost stories long enough to reply, I'm interested to know what information you found most helpful when you first arrived, as well as what you would have liked to know sooner rather than later.

Comments

[unfollowing]

oh, you know it

[It's sad that this is the most fun she's had in a while, but she'll take what she can get.]

[torrefied]

Yes, what would we all do without Esteemed Emily.

[This is all through text, of course, but if it were audio, Mello's tone would be dry as a goddamn desert.]

[unfollowing]

[Emily knows that, and gives exactly zero fucks. You're too predictable, Mello.]

single and suffering

[OH WAIT...]

[torrefied]

Yeah, you're exactly the first person I'd go to for dating advice.

[NOT.]

[unfollowing]

[torrefied]

[Participating in an emoji war is entirely Beneath Him so nope.gif]

[unfollowing]

[She is going to consider that a victory, then.]

[torrefied]

[Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, Esteemed Emily.]