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[hybridification]

1. Do you wish that you had any freaking clue what was going on when you first showed up here?
2. Isn't it time we started sharing information?
3. Do you have an opinion that nobody cares about?

If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions (except for the third one), then congratulations, you win the responsibility of assisting me! My name is Rhys and I want to start compiling info so we can start helping each other out and maybe give the new people something to do other than crap their pants when they're screamed at by jelly monsters.

I can program a startup message that can display a welcome guide or info or something the first time a phone is booted up. Hope said he can install it in all future phones too. But unfortunately, I'm one of the recent arrivals to this murdercave and I don't know a lot. That's where you guys come in!

So, give me info, like:

• What the hell is going on. In layman's terms.
• Where people can go to live or whatever.
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• What we know about the, uh, supreme beings of this place.
• How to work the damn microwaves.

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

I suppose.

-- No one knows what's going on except that there's a bunch of random monsters that want to eat us and two bickering gods who just want to fuck with each other. Apparently they absorb power from us running around being fearful or hopeful. So enjoy being a battery.

-- You can live anywhere, no one will stop you.

-- I'll let this one pass. You do you.

-- Fear is lazy and Hope is trying too hard.

-- No clue.

[hybridification]

Okay random monsters and gods absorbing... emotion power.

What are the best places to live?

This isn't really all that helpful you know.

[notjustinthemirror]

Not my area of expertise, I don't live anywhere.

Hey, some info is better than none.

[hybridification]

What? Why not? Do you need a place to stay...?

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't sleep.

And in case you're interested, it is incredibly boring when everyone else is snoring.

[hybridification]

Why... don't you sleep...

[notjustinthemirror]

Because I don't have to.

Look if you want to be unconscious for half the day, that's your prerogative. I don't want any part of it.

[hybridification]

I get what you're saying, really, I do. I just, uh. Don't think that not sleeping is really an option for me. Or... any human.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well you could stay awake, you'd just go insane. But it's an option.

In any case I have no idea where the best places for you squishy types to sleep are.

Ask me things I know.]

[hybridification]

Not a very good option.

What do you know, then?

[notjustinthemirror]

You can punch the bears to death.

Some of the buildings are destructible but they don't seem to burn.

[hybridification]

I don't think I can punch the bears to death... I'm not that great of a puncher.

[notjustinthemirror]

You can watch me punch bears to death. My gift to you. As a welcome to the cave present.

[hybridification]

Yeah, if there's no safety glass involved, then I think I'm gonna pass.

[notjustinthemirror]

Suit yourself. It's gonna be great.