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[hybridification]

1. Do you wish that you had any freaking clue what was going on when you first showed up here?
2. Isn't it time we started sharing information?
3. Do you have an opinion that nobody cares about?

If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions (except for the third one), then congratulations, you win the responsibility of assisting me! My name is Rhys and I want to start compiling info so we can start helping each other out and maybe give the new people something to do other than crap their pants when they're screamed at by jelly monsters.

I can program a startup message that can display a welcome guide or info or something the first time a phone is booted up. Hope said he can install it in all future phones too. But unfortunately, I'm one of the recent arrivals to this murdercave and I don't know a lot. That's where you guys come in!

So, give me info, like:

• What the hell is going on. In layman's terms.
• Where people can go to live or whatever.
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• What we know about the, uh, supreme beings of this place.
• How to work the damn microwaves.

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

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[hybridification]

Ooh, we've got a smartass over here.

Gonna help?

[notjustinthemirror]

I suppose.

-- No one knows what's going on except that there's a bunch of random monsters that want to eat us and two bickering gods who just want to fuck with each other. Apparently they absorb power from us running around being fearful or hopeful. So enjoy being a battery.

-- You can live anywhere, no one will stop you.

-- I'll let this one pass. You do you.

-- Fear is lazy and Hope is trying too hard.

-- No clue.

[dangerous_dog]

what good scavenging stuff is?

[hybridification]

*where

Still getting a few glitches. I incorporated the phone into my arm but it's not totally seamless yet.

Do you know where good scavenging stuff is?

[dangerous_dog]

no, just shops? like everyone else

[cowardley]

I can't work the microwave, either. I figured out the washer, the stove, but not the microwave. Isn't that supposed to be the easiest appliance to use?

Also. I think your text glitched or something. I don't know.

[hybridification]

That's what I thought! And then all of a sudden, my can of beans came out frozen. Who puts crap in the microwave to freeze it?

Thanks. It's been happening on and off recently Dunno why.

[cowardley]

It's a good thing the stove is easier to use, or I'd have to caveman it. [ which is, you know, not something she is good at. ]

I'd tell you to call tech support, but I have a feeling you can't get a hold of them down here.

[murderpotato]

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[hybridification]

Are you having a seizure.

[murderpotato]

hslk

BL!!.?

WH At

[camouflage]

• There was a message from that hope guy on your phone explaining the situation.

• There are apartments. And houses.

• Depends on what you're looking for.

• They'll probably stab us in the back / do everything in their power to keep us here and leech off of us.

• Use the stove.

[hybridification]

Yeah, I was just hoping that some of us may have found out more. If anyone's seen them in person, what they're doing, why they're squabbling like two skags over a dead guy's ribcage.

Anyway, what if I'm not that good at cooking? I'm a twentysomething desk jockey, I think I'd burn water.

[camouflage]

Sorry, I just got here with the last batch too. Still don't think anyone knows anything substantial.

Better start learning. No one said you needed to be a gourmet chef to heat something up.

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[smited]

I'm not sure anyone knows what's going on apart from what Hope has told us.

What is a microwave?

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[hybridification]

Unless he's talked to someone in private. idk.

It's the weird thing on the kitchen counter in most of the apartments/houses I think. They usually have... fewer sides... and less buttons. They're supposed to cook your food for you, using magic and radiation.

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[smited]

"idk"?

I'm not sure I would want to eat anything that's been cooked by magic.

[casperdisaster]

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I don't know about the microwave but if you have one of these it's a toaster and I have it mostly figured out.

[cowardley]

That's the toaster? I thought it was some weird alien kitchen decor.

[casperdisaster]

Me too! You have to press and hold that indented part on the side, that opens it up. I guess as long as it isn't 'on' it's just all closed so crap can't get in it.

[hybridification]

I don't think you can put a can of beans in a toaster.

[casperdisaster]

Um, no.

But you also shouldn't put them in the microwave unless you take them out of the can first.

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[dragonbite]

But it's so troublesome to compile information.

voice

[hybridification]

Not even for the payoff of knowing that you're a decent person for helping?