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hadriel2015-12-02 08:19 pm
hybridification) wrote in hadriel2015-12-02 08:19 pm
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1. Do you wish that you had any freaking clue what was going on when you first showed up here?
2. Isn't it time we started sharing information?
3. Do you have an opinion that nobody cares about?
If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions (except for the third one), then congratulations, you win the responsibility of assisting me! My name is Rhys and I want to start compiling info so we can start helping each other out and maybe give the new people something to do other than crap their pants when they're screamed at by jelly monsters.
I can program a startup message that can display a welcome guide or info or something the first time a phone is booted up. Hope said he can install it in all future phones too. But unfortunately, I'm one of the recent arrivals to this murdercave and I don't know a lot. That's where you guys come in!
So, give me info, like:
• What the hell is going on. In layman's terms.
• Where people can go to live or whatever.
• p̢̀́͡0͟f̸̵̢̕͟s͏̢ ͏̧̛o̶̸̴̡͞ ̴̕͝k̶͟҉ì͡L͡L̶̕͡͡ ̸̴̨̧͞t҉̧͟͞h̸͜$͜͏̡͜͡$̴̧́̕ ̵̕͘̕ì̕͟d̸҉͢͞0̛͡0̶̶͡͡0̵͢҉t̡̛̀͝͡ good scavenging stuff is.
• What we know about the, uh, supreme beings of this place.
• How to work the damn microwaves.
2. Isn't it time we started sharing information?
3. Do you have an opinion that nobody cares about?
If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions (except for the third one), then congratulations, you win the responsibility of assisting me! My name is Rhys and I want to start compiling info so we can start helping each other out and maybe give the new people something to do other than crap their pants when they're screamed at by jelly monsters.
I can program a startup message that can display a welcome guide or info or something the first time a phone is booted up. Hope said he can install it in all future phones too. But unfortunately, I'm one of the recent arrivals to this murdercave and I don't know a lot. That's where you guys come in!
So, give me info, like:
• What the hell is going on. In layman's terms.
• Where people can go to live or whatever.
• p̢̀́͡0͟f̸̵̢̕͟s͏̢ ͏̧̛o̶̸̴̡͞ ̴̕͝k̶͟҉ì͡L͡L̶̕͡͡ ̸̴̨̧͞t҉̧͟͞h̸͜$͜͏̡͜͡$̴̧́̕ ̵̕͘̕ì̕͟d̸҉͢͞0̛͡0̶̶͡͡0̵͢҉t̡̛̀͝͡ good scavenging stuff is.
• What we know about the, uh, supreme beings of this place.
• How to work the damn microwaves.
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I don't know about the microwave but if you have one of these it's a toaster and I have it mostly figured out.
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That's a great idea! I'll start taking pictures of what I've figured out right now.
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But you also shouldn't put them in the microwave unless you take them out of the can first.
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Where would you even begin?
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Uh... do you have a cat I can take pictures of?
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Did your cat die?
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[Noah attaches a picture of her anyway, because of course he has a bunch.
God, like. Okay it already was unfortunate-looking for being a mixture between a sloth and a kitten, but each of those individual animals involved in the mixing were ugly.]
Her name was Shotgun.
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Oh
Wait that's a really ugly cat. I mean like, really ugly. And that's saying something, because- well, cats, am I right?
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I was at a place called harborview. Before that, a train. Before THAT, Virginia. In the US. On Earth.
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'They were very sweet' is what people usually say about really ugly pets, jsyk.
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