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[hybridification]

1. Do you wish that you had any freaking clue what was going on when you first showed up here?
2. Isn't it time we started sharing information?
3. Do you have an opinion that nobody cares about?

If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions (except for the third one), then congratulations, you win the responsibility of assisting me! My name is Rhys and I want to start compiling info so we can start helping each other out and maybe give the new people something to do other than crap their pants when they're screamed at by jelly monsters.

I can program a startup message that can display a welcome guide or info or something the first time a phone is booted up. Hope said he can install it in all future phones too. But unfortunately, I'm one of the recent arrivals to this murdercave and I don't know a lot. That's where you guys come in!

So, give me info, like:

• What the hell is going on. In layman's terms.
• Where people can go to live or whatever.
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• What we know about the, uh, supreme beings of this place.
• How to work the damn microwaves.

Comments

[casperdisaster]

Oh my gosh

Where would you even begin?

[hybridification]

I don't know? I was thinking cat memes and mashup videos but there's just so much ground to cover.

[casperdisaster]

Oh, do the cats!

[hybridification]

Sure.

Uh... do you have a cat I can take pictures of?

[casperdisaster]

Oh. No, not anymore. I had one, she was really cute, but she isn't with us now.

[hybridification]

Oh my god.

Did your cat die?

[casperdisaster]

What? Oh, no! No, she was just left behind where we were before. I'm sure one of my friends came looking for us and took her in, though.

[Noah attaches a picture of her anyway, because of course he has a bunch.

God, like. Okay it already was unfortunate-looking for being a mixture between a sloth and a kitten, but each of those individual animals involved in the mixing were ugly.]

Her name was Shotgun.

1/2

[hybridification]

Weird name for a cat.

Oh

Wait that's a really ugly cat. I mean like, really ugly. And that's saying something, because- well, cats, am I right?

[hybridification]

Uh. Where were you before?

[casperdisaster]

She was very sweet. No one would have taken her if I hadn't.

I was at a place called harborview. Before that, a train. Before THAT, Virginia. In the US. On Earth.

[hybridification]

I'm going to pretend that any of that other than 'train' made sense.

'They were very sweet' is what people usually say about really ugly pets, jsyk.

[casperdisaster]

It isn't fair to make fun of someone for how they look. It wasn't her fault.